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Author Topic: Todays dumb criminal!  (Read 856 times)

Offline luckee
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Todays dumb criminal!
« on: November 20, 2001, 07:15:07 AM »
In Tampa, Florida(of course Florida) airport comes the illegal Peruvian immigrant Maria Ramos who
                          approached the Continental Airlines counter, dragging eight bulging duffel bags behind her. When she asked to
                          buy a ticket to Newark the agent asked her the standard "Did you pack your own bags" question. To which our
                          bozo answered, "Why do you need to know that?" Security was called and it was discovered that the bags were
                          full of more than $25,000 worth of shoplifted clothing. She\'s been arrested
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