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« on: November 21, 2001, 12:09:38 PM »
This is pretty funny.. My friend sent it to me.. (I hope you can take a joke..) :eyemouth:



Don’t take it too seriously. ;)
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2001, 12:12:42 PM »
This is very old.  I\'d probably be laughing if I wasn\'t American. :)  I\'m guessing it was made by someone in the mid east

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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2001, 12:16:14 PM »
This is old..  been around for awhile..

Damn funny, cause its so true.  Behold our Glory and pay homage to the USA!!!
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2001, 02:01:17 PM »
Being from both America and Australia, I can see it from both angles.

It is pretty old, yet still funny, though I think some of the attitudes displayed have now changed.

Accept for our backwards neighbours of course ;)
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2001, 03:43:39 PM »
:eek: I thought I saw that in my U.S. History book.
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2001, 05:25:32 PM »
America according to Euros:

stupid racists who don\'t know anything about history and believe that only America is good.

Boy do I ever get tired of unfunny jokes.


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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2001, 05:33:13 PM »
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Originally posted by AlteredBeast
America according to Euros:

stupid racists who don\'t know anything about history and believe that only America is good.

Boy do I ever get tired of unfunny jokes.


Eric Jacob


Hahaha, I didnt get offended by the joke primarily because I know that that is not the way most Americans think of the rest of the world, at least about places like Australia, England etc.

Accept for the Canadians of course...
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2001, 06:42:37 PM »
Where\'s Canada?
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2001, 08:25:17 PM »
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Originally posted by AlteredBeast
America according to Euros:

stupid racists who don\'t know anything about history and believe that only America is good.

Boy do I ever get tired of unfunny jokes.


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Gezz, looks like euro and aus have something in common. ;)
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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2001, 08:34:17 PM »
it would be pretty accurate just change europe to "land of smelly rude people" and england to "those snobby people with funny accents who think we like them"
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2001, 03:46:28 AM »
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it would be pretty accurate just change europe to "land of smelly rude people" and england to "those snobby people with funny accents who think we like them"


As long as theres no cruel Aussie jokes...
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2001, 04:00:00 AM »
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As long as theres no cruel Aussie jokes...



Yeah, that\'s how I feel.  Ragging on countries is always fun as long as it\'s the other guy.
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2001, 04:08:54 AM »
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Yeah, that\'s how I feel.  Ragging on countries is always fun as long as it\'s the other guy.


But Canada deserves it!!!

Its at the end of any good joke.

But seriously, most countries are pretty good these days, accept for anything in The Middle East, India, China, Canada, Antartica, New Zealand, Most of Africa... Err, this is like half the world...

Aussie pay out New Zealanders like Yanks pay out Canadians, but since I am both a Yank and an Aussie, I pay out on both ;)

Did you know that NZ\'ers have sex with sheep???

Thats an old one...
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2001, 04:14:40 AM »
Canada is the bastard child of all established countries.

Oh gosh, JP is going to go off on us now.
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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2001, 05:30:51 AM »
I\'m Canadian and i\'d just like to say that it takes a lot ot insult us.

we don\'t really mind that we have no army (where in reality its actually a mediocore army. Not big nor small) which is the blunt of many many jokes. We know were not known as being military equipped to the fullest.

but you see Canada is the Little Brother to the USA. Think of how cool it is to be the little brother of the most popular guy in High School?

Canada gets ALL the perks the USA does (the ones that matter anyways) and almost none of the responsibility.

Were care free people...we got the cold half of the continent but still...

In the end I love living in Canada, simply cause were right beside the USA and of course being Canadian I have my own patriot esq reasons.. Say what you want but its a pretty sweet deal.

And one day...us Canadians will teach the USA how to add alcohol the their beer...and the BCer\'s will have no problems sharing its stash I bet...
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