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Offline videoholic

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« on: November 21, 2001, 06:51:25 PM »
It is actually documented.

If a man looks at women\'s breasts at least 10 minutes a day it makes them healthier.

Apparently it raises your heart rate or something, but screw why it works.  Bring out the boobies!!!!!:nut: :facelick:
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2001, 06:59:53 PM »
you just made my night guy!

now i have an excuse!
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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2001, 07:01:19 PM »
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Originally posted by Luke
you just made my night guy!

now i have an excuse!


I always joke with my assistant that I am going to get her a boob job instead of getting myself health insurance.:bounce:
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2001, 07:44:46 PM »
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I always joke with my assistant :bounce:

by assistant you mean wife RIGHT?
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2001, 09:00:25 PM »
only 10 minutes! :(
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2001, 09:22:52 PM »
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I always joke with my assistant that I am going to get her a boob job instead of getting myself health insurance.:bounce:


* Thinks about that chessey commercial *

"It\'s called sexual harassment, and I don\'t have to take it!"
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2001, 09:31:07 PM »
that theory actually made it onto the 4th page of the national newspaper here!!!
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2001, 09:40:06 PM »
As long as they are nice and firm looking and not some old sagging ones.
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2001, 11:48:38 PM »
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that theory actually made it onto the 4th page of the national newspaper here!!!

You mean the media and the average american are starting to print and care about stupid crap again?

YES! We must be recovering!
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2001, 12:34:26 AM »
No doubt this was \'documented\' by male \'scientists\'.

But this probably doesn\'t make much difference since I believe most of u stare at women\'s breasts much more than 10 minutes a day.
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2001, 02:02:55 AM »
Hi. This isn\'t spam.
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2001, 04:02:47 AM »
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* Thinks about that chessey commercial *

"It\'s called sexual harassment, and I don\'t have to take it!"


You have to be offended to be harassed.
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2001, 07:43:46 AM »
I probably spend 10 minutes a day NOT looking at breasts.
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2001, 07:59:55 AM »
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You have to be offended to be harassed.

Well wouldn\'t she be offended, I mean your basically said she didn\'t have nice boobs. So for you to be able to stare at them she would have to get a boob job ;)

And regarding the subject, since it\'s healthy for men to stare at womens boobs for atleast 10 minutes a day. Would the same thing count for lesbians? If so, they have an advantige since they could just look down and get an instant dose of health.
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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2001, 08:07:35 AM »
Hehe, looks like I\'ll live a healthy life :D
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