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Offline SER
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« on: November 23, 2001, 04:21:19 PM »
Ok well.. I ate at this Italian restaurant last night called Capriciossa..

I ordered a bowl of Spaghetti.. Which just had tons of red peppers and garlic.. I ate all the garlic whole. :) yum.. I also had a ton of garlic bread.. This is not no cheap garlic bread, this is real real garlic bread.

So I woke up this morning.. And being lazy to get up, I stayed under the sheets for a while.. I just farted and I got a "GARLIC FART".... WOHOO.. It smelled exactly like garlic.. And for the past few hours, I\'ve been farting garlic smells.... ooooo.. I can\'t wait till I head to the crapper.. I\'ll have GARLIC POO. yum. :laughing:
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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2001, 04:23:48 PM »
THis is just too disgusting...

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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2001, 04:25:13 PM »
lmao :laughing: I can\'t help but laugh.  Garlic farts?  I hate beef jerkey farts cause those smell like rendering trucks.  And when NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS LOST I had a celebration fart which was an SBD( Silent But Deadly):shy:
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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2001, 04:26:41 PM »
LMAO..

Racer: This is just my type of humor.. I bet someone else will find it interesting as well. :o

Bladez: I never got farts from beef jerky.. Those don\'t have a strong enough smell for me I guess. :)
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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2001, 04:28:41 PM »
I think your taking spamming to completely new hieghts!!! Good for you!
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2001, 04:31:31 PM »
This isn\'t spamming! This is "OFF-TOPIC" discussion!

And if you wish to label me as an innovator for taking this so called "spamming" to new heights, then hurray for me! :laughing:
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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2001, 04:36:28 PM »
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Originally posted by serrano007
LMAO..



Bladez: I never got farts from beef jerky.. Those don\'t have a strong enough smell for me I guess. :)



Huh I guess affects me pretty bad.  I really don\'t like pizza farts either cause you wake up throw the covers off of you and it\'s like :sleepy: what the hell did I eat?:laughing:
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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2001, 04:57:33 PM »
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I hate beef jerkey farts cause those smell like rendering trucks


OMG! I thought I was one of a kind!

Damn you Slim Jims!  You taste so good but smell so bad!
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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2001, 04:57:49 PM »
garlic poo? damn dude thats harsh. i take it u like garlic so dont be tempted to eat this so called "garlic poo".
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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2001, 05:19:01 PM »
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OMG! I thought I was one of a kind!

Damn you Slim Jims!  You taste so good but smell so bad!



Yeah I know they are just lush but they take your colon and well uhh:eek: .........:laughing:
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2001, 05:31:14 PM »
No I will not eat my poo... :alien:

And Slim Jims... !! I thought you were talking about the real kind of beef jerky.. The dried up ones... lol
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2001, 05:43:27 PM »
I hate those farts that sound like a machine gun and smell oh so god awful!!  I call those like in South Park Tulips like the flower.
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2001, 07:17:31 PM »
The worst fart there is is the cabbage fart. Lordy. The night i flew to atlanta my gram made stuffed cabbage and i love that stuf so i ate tons of it. On the airplane i couldnt help it. the stewardst walked by and said out loud "something smells like ****" I just sat there and laughed
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2001, 07:36:51 PM »
OMG THAT\'S FUNNY.

Those old ladies cuss? :eek:
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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2001, 07:38:28 PM »
u wont eat ur poo? well i guess thats a good thing, i guess u do things differently werew u live.
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