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Offline SER
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« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2001, 07:44:31 PM »
Are you implying that you eat your own doodoo? SICK! Makes sense though.. I saw some fish eat their crap once.
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« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2001, 08:41:25 PM »
na i dont eat my own poo.
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« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2001, 09:42:43 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2001, 12:37:21 AM »
what about the so called "Club" fart, Whenever you go to a club or disco you take up loads of air filled with the smell of smoke, alcohol amd sweat. The day after you start farting these same smells..ugh

but the wort fart ever has to be the fish/seafood fart, now those smell
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« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2001, 01:31:07 AM »
how about the "i have to take a huge dump and i cant help but let out the pre odors" fart

yea those are pretty bad - ya gotta take a dump and before you get there you go Bam - with one of those nasty powerful **** smelling farts

yea anyway
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« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2001, 02:27:40 AM »
The SBDs are the worse.

You don\'t hear nothing, but the smell is ACK!
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« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2001, 12:19:34 PM »
How about the ones that you think it\'s gonna be a fart and it is but you actually get more than you bargan for?  Basically those are called the "Oops! I did it again" farts because you\'ve done it before when you were little and it\'s just suppose to be a fart but you get a little more and out pops a river.:laughing:
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« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2001, 12:26:08 PM »
i love the burning sensation an sbd gives you before it comes out.
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« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2001, 03:08:50 PM »
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How about the ones that you think it\'s gonna be a fart and it is but you actually get more than you bargan for?  Basically those are called the "Oops! I did it again" farts because you\'ve done it before when you were little and it\'s just suppose to be a fart but you get a little more and out pops a river.:laughing:


hahahahahahhhhahhahaha nice name man.
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« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2001, 04:02:57 PM »
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How about the ones that you think it\'s gonna be a fart and it is but you actually get more than you bargan for?  Basically those are called the "Oops! I did it again" farts because you\'ve done it before when you were little and it\'s just suppose to be a fart but you get a little more and out pops a river.:laughing:


thats feakin hilariouse man. so true sooooo true...
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« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2001, 05:24:39 PM »
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thats feakin hilariouse man. so true sooooo true...




Like I said those have to be the worse kind of farts there are.
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« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2001, 05:36:43 PM »
quite embarrasing as well
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« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2001, 07:05:35 PM »
LOL good story serrano007, :laughing:
You got to watch out for the silent farts dude,
they just sneak up on ya, and they smell like satans own poo ! :laughing:
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« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2001, 08:23:46 PM »
SATAN?! :eek:

My fart smells like his breath.
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« Reply #29 on: November 24, 2001, 11:44:54 PM »
how about those farts that start off as a bubble in your ass

yea those are crazy - you move all over the place trying to make it come out and it doesnt - havent had one of those in a long time
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