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Offline Samwise
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« on: November 29, 2001, 02:36:58 AM »
I forgot about this incident that happened to me a few days ago, but here\'s the story:

I saw the new Star Wars Episode 2 trailer in my local cinema. It had just been released to the cinemas - I don\'t know if it\'s just new here in Denmark, Europe or the whole world as such.

But now to the point... I never was a huge SW fan but I was pretty excited to see new E2 footage. But BOY DID IT EVER STINK! Oh gawd, the horror. I hope the final movie is a lot better than the trailer. You\'d think a guy like George Lucas could figure out how to edit a damn trailer! :evil:

Lol, well, perhaps it wasn\'t all that bad, but I was quite disappointed. I was expecting some actionpacked experience and all I saw was... a young horny Anakin Skywalker (?). He was trying to get in the pants of the young princess-thingy. Yawn.

Have anyone else seen it? As you can see I didn\'t think highly of it. :)
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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2001, 05:20:05 AM »
I take it was too Kissy kissy huggy kissy for your teasts ?


a young horny Anakin Skywalker (?). He was trying to get in the pants of the young princess-thingy. Yawn.


hmmm reminds me of two members from this forum ;)
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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2001, 05:21:58 AM »
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hmmm reminds me of to members from this forum
Hey, I never said that I was Anakin and that SmallLady was the princess!

Ooops... :D
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« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2001, 05:25:31 AM »
Gezzz that was a quick reply ... are you watching me or something ?

Anyhoo
My hope is that they release a Crap trailer with all the worsed bits from the film that way we won\'t be disapointed like we did with Ep 1 te Phanton Bordom.
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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2001, 07:44:06 AM »
Yeah, i did not like the trailor thingy much either, ...   I Hope the clone flic will be better than the phantom-bore-me-to-sleep pictua.
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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2001, 10:16:16 AM »
http://homepage.mac.com/georgemichaellucas/.Movies/ep2_mystery_480.mov

Download that.  It\'s your action packed trailer you wanted at about 12 megs.  You need QT5Pro to view it however and I\'m sure you can think of a way to get that puppy especially since most everybody has the QT5 freeplayer, Pro is just a click away.  :D

[edit] Here\'s an mpeg version of the trailer so you won\'t need to upgrade QT5Pro.

http://planetmirror.com/pub/movie_trailers/ep2_mystery_m480.mpg

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« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2001, 01:11:59 PM »
Thx for the links Ryu.  From the looks of them, the movie seems like it\'s gonna be sweet.
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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2001, 09:28:07 PM »
Ahh i saw a good tralier at the movies, It was at the start of Harry potter.. Man that movie bored me..
I think SW2 will be alot better then 1.
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2001, 03:10:44 AM »
If the Jar Jar death rumors prove true, it might end up being my favorite movie ever. I\'d pay $10 just for that one scene:)

Anyway... EP1 was dog krap. The impression I got from it compared to the original trilogy was that Lucas really lost talent, that he relied much more on the pwetty gwafix than on the storyline. And for god\'s sake Jake Lloyd couldn\'t act to save his worthless damned life. And Darth Maul was the most retarded villian I\'ve ever seen in a movie.
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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2001, 04:43:22 AM »
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Ahh i saw a good tralier at the movies, It was at the start of Harry potter.. Man that movie bored me..
I think SW2 will be alot better then 1.


Brother, I can\'t imagine it being any WORSE than 1!

At least that little douchebag who played Anakin is not in it.
That kid couldn\'t act his way out of a paper bag.
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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2001, 11:15:51 AM »
hmmm from that trailer it seems they kept a lot of the sets from two and are using them now

oh well that is a better one then i saw and i think its quite lame how much older the princess is then anakin and he was trying to get in her pants as a freaking kid

anyway it will be better then 1 im sure
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2001, 01:24:24 PM »
pffft Star Wars, it\'s not bad.....but it just isn\'t in the same leaque as Star Trek and Babylon.5.
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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2001, 03:44:59 PM »
Attack of the clones is to Empire Strikes back as...

Phatom Menace is to sesame street
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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2001, 04:46:14 PM »
I dunno where they\'d put him or what they\'d have him doing.. but Georgey needs to cast John DeLance into the Star Wars E2 - 3 movie. Q was the shyt, the dude is just an awesome actor.

Speakin which.. when is Q gonna show up in a Star Trek movie?? Jus him alone would put the next flick about 100 notches above Insurection. (Worst ST movie.... EVER)
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2001, 05:22:00 PM »
I\'m afraid there wont be many more Q episodes or movies. The biggest reason being that Mr. DeLancie get\'s older, while Q being omnipotent doesn\'t :(
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