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Author Topic: Ohh mannn SHAKIRA on SNL  (Read 796 times)

Offline Flamebrain
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« on: December 02, 2001, 01:04:28 AM »
Whooooooooooa nelly! Good gracious great jesus lord almighty God . Did you see that skin tight ass? This has to have been the best performance for a guy to see from a chick. SHAKIRA made J-Lo look like the fake one. Who saw Shakira on SNL Sat Dec.1? Respond. I don\'t usually get liket this, but her ass was so good, she shook that ass and knocked me out.

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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2001, 02:12:14 AM »
Another Britney with an even worse voice IMO..

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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2001, 02:57:18 AM »
even worse voice than Britney? I DONT THINK SO. No one has a worse voice than that skank -_-. As for Shakira , I\'ve seen her mtv vid for "wherever, whenever" or whatever that song is called and I\'m sorry but someone needs to teach that girl to dance. All she does is shake her ass around , I mean come on, a little variation would be nice.
Oro?!?

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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2001, 04:16:59 AM »
well, i had NO clue who you guys were talking about so i put "shakira" in my browser search.  Looked at her website and attepted to watch the video for "wherever, whenever"


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OMG!  i wanna vomit.  only children would call this garbage music as they were alive long enough to remember what music really was

good thing i havent watched MTV for years cause i\'d be lost in the korn/limpbiscuit/britneyspears/backstreetboys/nsynch/p-diddy/j-lo haze of washed up music

bah
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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2001, 08:59:59 AM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  I missed it.

But seriously, I prefer her Spanish version of the song "Suerte" to the English version.
This is America and I can still pay for sex with pennies

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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2001, 11:16:13 AM »
You guys have no idea on SHAKIRA\'s talents, she\'s been around for a long time now in the Spanish world.  She\'s huge all over the world.  It\'s until now she\'s making the transition from from a Spanish to an Enlgish album.  She just learned the language.  But you guys have not heard all those other tons of songs she\'s put out, her voice is amazing.  She doesn\'t need to dance like Britney, all choreographed n crap, Shakira just goes improv and moves with the sound of music.  Eventually in the future you doubters will see what she\'s really capable of, J-Lo or Britney shouldn\'t even be in the same category, they\'re the one\'s who wish they were the Godess Shakira is.

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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2001, 01:03:10 PM »
She\'s blonde... (drool)  ;)
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2001, 04:22:38 PM »
Shes hot as hell, I need to download that "where ever, whenever" video, damn she has a nice ass, I saw some thing on MTV where they were showing her, she was wearing skin tight pants, I think her ass ranks up there with J-Lo

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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2001, 05:24:21 PM »
I can\'t say I care for her music, but she has actually been popular outside of the US for quite sometime and she can sing live, unlike Britney and the others.

As for her ass , well, I could really care less....

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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2001, 05:57:08 PM »
i dont consider what any of those broads do music.

its entertainment, like wrestling, its not real.

when i hear brittany spears talk about how shes an "artist" i wanna throw up...
Helloski.

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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2001, 06:08:31 PM »
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
As for her ass , well, I could really care less....
That\'s b/c your Capcom\'s whore.
This is America and I can still pay for sex with pennies

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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2001, 09:30:03 PM »
WHAT THE F*** ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HER MUSIC FOR?!?!

She\'s a goddess, and she\'s blonde! What more can a guy ask for?

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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2001, 01:20:58 AM »
I downloaded Britney Spears cussing during a concert on Morpheus. :laughing:

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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2001, 11:33:56 AM »
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That\'s b/c your Capcom\'s whore.


So very true!
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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2001, 12:34:50 PM »
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WHAT THE F*** ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HER MUSIC FOR?!?!

She\'s a goddess, and she\'s blonde! What more can a guy ask for?


Yeah thats what I\'m sayin, you act like all those chicks are in it for the music, they are in it to please guys like us

 

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