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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2001, 04:30:21 PM »
what a ****ing retard, what kind of person does something like that?
the angle of the dangle is quite contrary to to the strangle.

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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2001, 04:55:20 PM »
ahah...better him than me is all i can say

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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2001, 05:36:04 PM »
DUDE!!!!!!!

My parents did this to me a few months ago.

Them bastards!!!
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2001, 06:48:57 PM »
All i can say is that he is strong! to cut away something so important to you (male) in life just because it causes you sin!
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2001, 06:49:55 PM »
dang has to suck to lose 20% of your penis

that would be over an inch for me - i would have to kill myself if i did that

i would be like *slice - goes  into shock and dies
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2001, 07:13:26 PM »
hey at least he has something left... :D
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2001, 07:15:46 PM »
I\'m still waiting for the day when we\'ll see a news headline just like this, but with Bill Donohue (sp?) as the self inflicted penis chopper culprit. :laughing:
Er, excuse me, how much for one of those, uh, prophylactics?..........But I don\'t have a dollar and thirty-five cents!

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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2001, 07:27:45 PM »
damn that christianity
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« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2001, 01:53:30 AM »
This is the perfect moment to tell you about the over-exaggeration of religion.



Once there was a man who was ready to sacrifice his son for God almighty. However, God prevented this man from doing it, by telling him that he should butcher a sheep instead. Still, this same God - who was kind enough to save one\'s son - killed thousands and thousands of soldiers, wifes, sons and animals when taking sides in War. Yet, people still have fanatisicm over Him, and they would probably nail me, due to saying that some parts of the bible have been made up. Actually, I believe in nothing but the core message of the Bible - that something exists beyond death - and nothing more. And even that small belief is altered by my sinful mind.

However, cutting one\'s joystick will lead to nothing but great pain and regret later on. If everybody should cut the bodyparts that tempt them off ( meaning pulling off eyes, severing off limbs and hands, cutting off d1ck... ), there would be a long line into the eternal flame.


I just can\'t believe why some people take bible as the perfect truth, from word-to-word... *sigh*
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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2001, 01:55:27 AM »
damn now that is one crazy son of a ... :laughing:
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2001, 04:05:22 PM »
Think of the pain he must have felt :eek:
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2001, 02:29:28 PM »
"He said he wanted to be nailed to a coconut tree."

Bwa ha ha ha.  :laughing:

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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2001, 03:59:03 PM »
Man people in his town dissing him on anything is "below the belt." :laughing:  Okay I know it\'s not my best joke but hey "better than nothing."  Oh my god I made another one,  call me butter cause I\'m on a roll.:rolleyes::laughing:
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