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Offline SER
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How do you think you will die?
« on: December 21, 2001, 04:29:12 AM »
Well, Proud To Be said in an earlier thread that he thinks he will die of cancer someday..

So I thought to myself, what could I die of? Old age? nah. Accident? nah. I think I\'m gonna die of.. *drumroll please*... Heart disease! It runs in my family and lots of my family has died from that. :( I guess I will have to live a VERY healthy life to avoid those damned genetics!

How do you think you\'ll die?
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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2001, 04:40:35 AM »
Heart Disease.. here\'s why.

1. I smoke
2. I don\'t excersize
3. I take speeder pills before I go to sleep (Stacker 3\'s)
4. I take downers (Tho not at the same time as speeders)
5. I\'ve done Cocaine and other HARD speeders.
6. I already have poor circulation
7. I have it in my family. (Father died of it)
8. I don\'t eat properly
9. I have Athesma (Restricted airflow)

I could go on but you get the picture. I don\'t expect to live much past 45. The only thing that might prolong my life now is all the asprin I\'ve been taking due to a Toothache I don\'t have the insurance to get taken care of. That\'s what.. another 5 years? Maybe 6?
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2001, 05:12:15 AM »
Thanks! This is a great thread right before Christmas.

Oh, cancer, or heart disease!

I think I\'ll go have a drink and a cigar now that I am depressed.

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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2001, 05:51:50 AM »
I have sleep apnea (Stop breathing while sleeping)

I also have high cholesterol (300)

I\'m 33

My family history is riddled with heart disease.

I smoke.

I drink.

I sometimes wake up gasping for air as if I was held under water for minutes.....

My guess????

48yr old heart attack, or in my sleep.

Thanks for the uplifting topic:rolleyes:
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2001, 05:53:32 AM »
I predict being smothered by 14 pairs of bobblers...    (.)(.)

Actually the way my luck goes, it will probably be some freak accident. like that guy on long island who was just driving along and the truck in front of him bounced and ejected a 100 lb steel bar that went through his windsheild and smashed his skull.
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2001, 08:10:40 AM »
I\'ll die as a 90-year old man after having sex with my 18 year old wife three times in a row.

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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2001, 08:14:48 AM »
What a sick thread. Please close it.
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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2001, 08:18:40 AM »
embrace your mortality, dammit!!!!!!!!

:laughing:  :laughing:  :laughing:
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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2001, 10:39:35 AM »
Yes... a very funny thread. I will die in an accident, sure.
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« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2001, 10:48:35 AM »
I will be electrocuted while trying to play PS6 in a hot-tub.
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« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2001, 10:51:02 AM »
^^^^^^^^^

:laughing:

dare to dream!
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« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2001, 11:12:41 AM »
Id like to die at about 70 while ****ing my 22 yo girlfriend whos just with me for my money  . . . well you cant take it with you :)
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« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2001, 11:42:52 AM »
ill die in a speed boat accident aged 124 :(

it will be my own fault i will lose control of my super fast boat while making love to my 3 wife ;)
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« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2001, 01:10:00 PM »
Hey oo, don\'t you mean your Five wives...and their step sister "Rosy Palm".. HAHAHAHAHAHA....eh..uh. Well...er. j/k;)
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« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2001, 02:01:23 PM »
Don\'t care how I die as long as I don\'t feel it and that I am married.
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