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What do think is the best way of getting out pent up anger at someone? To alot of us we just turn on a videogame and either subconciously or conciously, put the object of our anger in the shoes of the poor digital schmucks we\'re massacring left and right. It seems the Japaneese have a different of digital revenge... Anal probes. Yes, simply step up to the Arcade machine "Boong-Ga Boong-Ga" with the huge dairy air sticking out of it.. pick up your "Finger" controller.. and choose your target from a list of: Golddigger, ConMan, Childmolester, ExGirlfriend.. and more!

Seems the object of the game is to poke and prod the butt crack of the machine with the "Finger" as hard as you can to make your digital foe wince in pain. His agony filled face is displayed just above the butt along with your score. At the end of a session, your score determines your verility and ranking.


Another, less detailed game in the report is for the PC and is called "Chimgam". The object of the game is similar to Boong-Ga Boong-Ga in that the goal is to dodge swirles of Poo dropping on you, while shooting fingers into the attacking guys\'s oriface in a sort of Space Invaders fashion.

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga seems to be pretty popular over there with no mention as to how Chimgam is doing. Either way.. don\'t expect these to make a PS2 transition anytime soon. (THANK GOD!)

Don\'t bother asking how I came across this... I was doing a Google search for a Baby-AT motherboard and it was on a tech site. Honest. If for some reason you want to know more, here\'s a link to the story at Wired.com.

http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,48438,00.html
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OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2002, 07:32:43 PM »
That\'s sick. I just pop in a shooting game to take out my anger, not play a game about sticking my finger up someones ass.
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OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2002, 07:39:36 PM »
this game...is......absolute.......GENIUS

hmm... *goes to his local arcade and sets up stall...*pulls down his pan....*.........................no..........no not gonna happen

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OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2002, 09:34:55 PM »
Heh, I read about this game a long time ago in EGM. I\'m going to Japan during spring break and I plan to play this game for hours, knowing that it will never make it here to Guam. hahahaha :rolleyes:

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OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2002, 12:23:45 AM »
you guys just dont understand the depth this game has

there is so much this game offers

only a true master of its gameplay would understand

and thats where i come in - with years of practice on myse...errr...videogames i have mastered all probing techniques
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OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2002, 11:50:10 AM »
lmao i think they are taking "inovaive" a little bit too far...
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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2002, 01:18:57 PM »
Eh...

How big exactly is the finger? :p

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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2002, 03:11:16 PM »
They should hire Mr. Hanky as the company spokesperson.


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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2002, 04:13:13 PM »
Only in Japan..........

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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2002, 06:07:04 PM »
I think I will go barf now, that\'s just wrong.
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OMFG, "Poke-man" takes a new meaning in Japan.. this is one sick game...
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2002, 09:30:29 PM »
I\'ve said it once already and I\'m saying it again

the friggin Japanese are weird



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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2002, 10:56:01 PM »
I would try it out... only after downing a large amount of lager :D
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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2002, 11:04:43 PM »
Heh i would play this game

its my type of game - hhmmmmm maybe i should learn japanese and move there :p

id be enetertained all day
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« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2002, 08:12:48 AM »
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Originally posted by Sublimesjg
you guys just dont understand the depth this game has



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« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2002, 08:01:17 PM »
Just imagine being at the local arcade with a stack of quarters when someone you  know ( probably a girl you are interested in or a relative) see\'s you happy as can be pounding away at the high score

try explaining that one at your next family picnic



 

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