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Offline SmallLady
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« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2002, 04:08:36 AM »
Uh, time for a blonde joke... Lots of u have already heard this.

Three blonds were driving when suddenly they hit something. They stopped and saw a magical bunnyrabbit! He decided to give them all one wish (for a reason one cannot comprehend).

The first blond: "I wish my hair was even lighter!" That came true.
The second blond: "I wish my eyes were even bluer!" That also came true.
The third blond: "I wish I had an even lower IQ!" She turned into a man.
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« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2002, 12:25:57 PM »
Why would someone wish for an even lower IQ? That doesn\'t make much sense.
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« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2002, 12:41:54 PM »
I know, that joke doesn\'t make much sense. :)
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« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2002, 12:43:12 PM »
Quite a few jokes (including my own) are sometimes funny but yet don\'t make any sense.
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« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2002, 03:50:03 PM »
yeah thats funny!!!! lol, better not let my gf see it, she will get pi$$ed...most prob
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« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2002, 04:59:47 PM »
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Judging by the topic name I thought for sure this thread was started by Bladez.


lol:laughing: I have to laugh.  No but maybe I should send this to some friends.
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« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2002, 05:05:32 PM »
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lol:laughing: I have to laugh.  No but maybe I should send this to some friends.


maybe you should post it on yer wall :D

PS..dont get too burthurt man..just ribbin\' ya a little bit :)
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« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2002, 05:12:15 PM »
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maybe you should post it on yer wall :D

PS..dont get too burthurt man..just ribbin\' ya a little bit :)



I\'m going to print that and show some people.:D
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« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2002, 11:25:56 PM »
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No.. actually it was me who posted it. :p Still funny as hell tho, thx for bringing it back up.



well you know kirath - sonyfan its all the same :p

well i wont forgot who posted it first now though :D
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« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2002, 12:09:29 PM »
Bladez, you should edit it and say \'Proof that Nicole is Evil\' Replace girls on everything with Nicole. She might get pissed at you though.
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« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2002, 06:25:55 PM »
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Bladez, you should edit it and say \'Proof that Nicole is Evil\' Replace girls on everything with Nicole.


Reminder I didn\'t make this thread.:D   Get a scanner then replace it with Nicole and send it to her.  And about this part:

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She might get pissed at you though.


I don\'t care because if I\'m nice to her she still gets really pissed:rpissed:at me, so I guess that would be like a greeting card?:laughing:

EDIT: 1-11-02  Well I tried being nice as usual and she just as usual "Oh thank you." Blegh!:rolleyes:
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« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2002, 06:34:55 PM »
I pretty sure, in my experience, the majority people that are evil are women.  Not all women are evil, but majority!  There are some men that might consider evil.  But they don\'t have the brain.  Women x evil x clever x High I. Q. (intelligence Quotient) is scary like hell.  Because of that, they get away with killing someone with their sharp tongue.  They cause mainly males to kill other and themelves because of women\'s evil and cleverness.  And women get away with it.  Men, usually, there are born for strength and power but low I. Q.  They are not as tricky as women, if someone drive them nuts, (usually male), they get even by violence.  EX: fighting, terrorist threat, and with weapons.  I guess the reason why women are getting more evil is because back then, women are men\'s property.  They\'re like housemaid and men are the one that have the real jobs.  Women didn\'t get their equality like men until after 20 years after the death of Susan B Anthony.  Now since women are treated equally like men.  They try to makes men miserably because men used to control women for as long as thousand of years, not until recently.

I know this because I know this Italian woman.  I don\'t want to tell you what she did to me.  Just put it simply, she manipulate me, lies to me, hurts me with her words, yell at me, call me names, make me mad, just makes me so miserable.  Until...i left her.  and after I left her, my life never been happier.  it was like as if someone just won million dollars lottery.  That kind of feeling.  So you guys should be careful about women.
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« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2002, 08:22:58 AM »
Ok, so u know one woman who\'s evil. And u figure that the majority of people who are evil are women.

Do u really think that terrorist threat is because of women? What do u think they do to women in the countries where terrorists come from? They take away their human rights. Sure, blame those women.

Unless you are joking... I am really sad that you think like this. Certainly it must be easier to think women are behind all evil (after all, men have said this thousands of years, ever since the time of the bible...), who would want to blame their own kind. I admit, I think that evil men are responsible for those things u blame \'us\' for. Maybe I am wrong.

Women treated equally like men... Sure, it must seem like that if you are a man. Many even say there\'s "too much" equality. But one should remember that this is the case only in a few countries. Millions of women are treated poorly every day in certain cultures, subject to treatment you wouldn\'t wish upon your worst enemy. That is their life. The world is FAR from equality.

And even in our own culture... Women get less pay just because they are women.

Many think that men use physical strength and women cunning. That may be, but it only means that we are different, not that one gender is evil and one not.

No nationality, gender etc. is evil, only individuals. Generalizations can hurt people.
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« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2002, 02:29:38 AM »
My mom isn\'t evil. And SmallLady is only partially evil. ;)
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