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Offline CygnusXI
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Useless facts.....
« on: January 08, 2002, 12:24:35 PM »
From an E-mail I received......

DID YOU KNOW???

1. Barbie\'s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

2. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

3. A crocodile can\'t stick its tongue out.

4. A shrimp\'s heart is in their head.

5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you\'re heart stops for a mili-second.

6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so).

7. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

8. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.

10. By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school.

11. Like fingerprints, everyone\'s tongue print is different.

12. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

13. Rats and horses can\'t vomit.

14. The "sixth sick sheik\'s sixth sheep\'s sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.

15. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.

16. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendants.

17. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

18. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

19. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

20. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
21. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

22. A duck\'s quack doesn\'t echo anywhere, and no one knows why.

23. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

24. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders

25. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

26. Cat\'s urine glows under a black light.

Now, how many of you tried to lick your elbow ???
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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2002, 12:40:17 PM »
yes yes, I tried to lick my elbow. I can almost get it too!
Er, excuse me, how much for one of those, uh, prophylactics?..........But I don\'t have a dollar and thirty-five cents!

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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2002, 12:41:26 PM »
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Now, how many of you tried to lick your elbow ???



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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2002, 12:42:45 PM »
ROFL!!! as soon as I read the elbow thing..I tried :D

Good unless stuff here man!
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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2002, 12:51:25 PM »
I think I can lick my elbow...

I will post pictures as proof!!!!

That spider eating one freaked me out.
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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2002, 12:56:00 PM »
Insects are kind of good actually...But I guess I\'m still the only one who thinks so.... :p
Er, excuse me, how much for one of those, uh, prophylactics?..........But I don\'t have a dollar and thirty-five cents!

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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2002, 01:18:29 PM »
Uh....No lying about the elbow thing just to impress Starr and Small Lady;)

And yes, eating bugs in your sleep is gross GROSS GROSS!!, but as long as I swallow without waking.......
I still do the quick visual sweep of my bedroom before laying down...Damn millipedes:mad:
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« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2002, 01:24:32 PM »
It\'s a good thing that there aren\'t many insects here in Iceland, so I\'s only have to worry about eating a bug for about 3 months a year.
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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2002, 01:53:22 PM »
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5. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, you\'re heart stops for a mili-second.


i know you didnt make these up, but this one is BS!

it started in the 14th century when the plague wiped at 40% of the population on europe, and when you sneezed, people said "god bless you" hoping that yer ass didnt have the red death
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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2002, 02:05:29 PM »
Yeah Clyde, that harmonica one is bogus too....oh well..

I like the duck echo one, I gotta try it... **Heeeeerree Ducki- Duckie- Duckie!!**
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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2002, 03:16:57 PM »
27. Cat\'s urine can be used to MELT CD\'s

28. Dogs spit is cleaner than Humans.

30.  Human Urine can be used to treat Athletes foot.

31. While hunting polar bears cover their noises with their paws to prevent detection by the pary they are stalking.

32. Fish cant swim backwards, if they do their insides pour out through thier gills

33. Turkeys are so stupid, they can drown if they look up for too long while it is raining heavy.
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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2002, 04:27:12 PM »
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28. Dogs spit is cleaner than Humans.
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BUHAHAHAH YEA SURE.. and i bet people think you should get a dog to lick your wound clean.. Sure, after they lick there arse and balls and other dogs balls.. SUREEEEEEE.

Sorry, that\'s just total bs.
I\'ve got a friend that\'s a vet, who laughs every time he hears that.. lol.

here\'s a little bit of proof.
http://yourhealth.queens.org/healthyliving/nov01mindbodyPetsandPeople.htm
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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2002, 04:30:19 PM »
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it started in the 14th century when the plague wiped at 40% of the population on europe, and when you sneezed, people said "god bless you" hoping that yer ass didnt have the red death


wasnt it called black death??
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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2002, 05:17:07 PM »
heh i have heard of the elbow deal before and guess what

i can actually do it - its funny i got paid 20 bucks to kiss my elbow- whoo hoo to my double jointedness
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« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2002, 07:54:30 PM »
:laughing: I tried the elblow thing the second I read it too!

Did you know that it is highly probable that Jesus was black?

"his skin like bronze over a fire" -somewhere from bible (check if you don\'t believe me)

What color is bronze over a fire? Black.

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Okay I got that from the Black Israelites that were on the Howard Stern show. They pulled it straight from the bible.  :)

 

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