(1) There\'s one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it?
Pin the Tail on the Donkey!!(2) What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
Rosie O\'Donnell (3) Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
The Corn\'s on my feet, and the Cauliflower in my ear.(4) Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(5) What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
A California guy with no pants. (6) In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn\'t been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
Employment quota\'s (7) Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw." They are all common. Name two of them.
Awww DWAT the soap fell down the DWAIN!! (8) There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name half of them?
A- to F (9) Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?"
....Right after the Los Angeles part.... (10) There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first base without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls-a walk-is one way. Name the other six.
Under the shirt, french kiss, ass grabbin....(11) It\'s the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?
That California guy......again(12) Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that begin with the letter "S."
Sh*t....cause I kicked that guy a little too hard....
