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Offline luckee
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« on: January 09, 2002, 12:30:49 PM »
A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a
                          seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her
                          a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

                          The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

                          "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch
                          and I was testing it."

                          Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What\'s
                          so special about it?"

                          "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

                          "What\'s it telling you now?", she asks.

                          "Well, it says that you\'re not wearing any panties...".

                          The woman giggles & replies, "Well it must be broken then,
                          because I am wearing panties!"

                          The man exclaims, "Damn-- this thing must be an hour fast!".
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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2002, 12:36:18 PM »
Ohhh sooooo funny..  HA HA funny even!!


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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2002, 12:45:29 PM »
Hehe, that is pretty funny but a terrible pickup line.
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« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2002, 01:07:09 PM »
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Originally posted by Titan
Hehe, that is pretty funny but a terrible pickup line.


how is this for a pick-up line?

"Damn girl, your daddy must have been a terrorist"

*why?*

"Cuz you are DA BOMB bEbE"

:D..yes..cheesy i know:D
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« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2002, 01:49:54 PM »
...Or how about this as a pick-up line:

"I have a small penis...and I don\'t know how to use is."

They\'re usually so impressed by your honesty that you can\'t keep them off of you. ;)
Er, excuse me, how much for one of those, uh, prophylactics?..........But I don\'t have a dollar and thirty-five cents!

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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2002, 02:01:21 PM »
This one actually worked for me..

ahemm.....

Hey doll, has anyone ever told you how beautiful...























MY PENIS IS?


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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2002, 02:37:10 PM »
How do you like your eggs in the morning ?

or the Classic

here is my phone number the now ... it saves all that time wasting
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« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2002, 03:36:40 PM »
Here\'s an addition to the egg one:

"How do you like your eggs, fried? scrambled? or fertilized?"

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« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2002, 03:50:04 PM »
here is one you all out their

first find a woman in a dress

second talk to her and about half why through lick your finger and press it on her dress and then say.

"why don\'t we go home to mine and get out of these wet Clothes"


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another one " that dress is very becomming my dear ... will it be comming Off ? "


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" you know that dress would look great ... Scrumpled up on my bedroom floor"


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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2002, 03:55:51 PM »
you people with you complex pick up lines.

Me I use simple direct pick up lines, for example:
You - me - home - now

It\'s never worked, but hey atleast I\'m not trying to confuse the poor lady.
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« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2002, 11:16:34 PM »
bah im with No One i use the ol\' . . .

Hey, you look hot lets have sex, now

see easy and to the point
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2002, 12:24:38 AM »
Hey bizatch wanna hump? :thepimp:

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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2002, 03:14:59 AM »
that jokes funny!!!!lol



try this one

walk up to  a girl say " do you believe in love at first sight"

she will say " no"


you say " well i guess ill have to walk around again then"
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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2002, 04:28:18 AM »
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Originally posted by Sublimesjg
bah im with No One i use the ol\' . . .

Hey, you look hot lets have sex, now

see easy and to the point


I\'m telling your girlfriend
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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2002, 12:12:32 PM »
I like this one. I saw it on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. "I lost my number, can I have yours?"
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