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Offline luckee
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« on: January 09, 2002, 01:26:20 PM »
Drug Warning
                          Police warn all male party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to keep alert and stay cautious when offered a
                          drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called “beer” is used by females to target
                          unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. “Beer” is
                          used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex
                          with them.
                          Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of “beer” and then simply ask him
                          home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach: After several “beers” men
                          will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never
                          normally be attracted.
                          Men often awaken after being given “beer” with only hazy memories of exactly what has happened to them the
                          night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.
                          At other times these unfortunate men are stung for their life’s worth in a familiar scam known as “a relationship.”
                          Apparently men are easier victims for this scam after “beer” is administered and have previously been sexually
                          approached.
                          Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious “beer” and the
                          predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can
                          discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded
                          guys.
                          For the nearest such support group, just look up “Golf Courses” in the yellow pages.
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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2002, 01:57:22 PM »
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I know a lot of victims. It\'s an epidemic!
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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2002, 02:05:36 PM »
Any lightweights who are so profoundly affected by "Beer" that they can be taken advantage of by ugly chicks deserve whatever\'s coming to them.  Besides, it\'s usually the other way around.
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« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2002, 02:19:43 PM »
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Originally posted by Coredweller
Any lightweights who are so profoundly affected by "Beer" that they can be taken advantage of by ugly chicks deserve whatever\'s coming to them.  Besides, it\'s usually the other way around.


...no sense of humor!:rolleyes:
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« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2002, 02:34:48 PM »
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...no sense of humor!:rolleyes:


hehe..thats what I was thinking.
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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2002, 02:35:39 PM »
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Originally posted by Coredweller
Any lightweights who are so profoundly affected by "Beer" that they can be taken advantage of by ugly chicks deserve whatever\'s coming to them.  Besides, it\'s usually the other way around.


:rolleyes:
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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2002, 03:03:03 PM »
What live a life without Beer and indeed EVIL women ?

i don\'t thik thats possible for me :(

i mean i would have to live out the rest of my life asa MONK oreven worse (live at Team X box )
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« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2002, 03:11:34 PM »
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...no sense of humor!:rolleyes:
My sense of humor is fine.  You just have to show me something funny first.  :rolleyes:
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« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2002, 03:37:56 PM »
Well why don\'t you share a funnier joke with us then cordy.
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2002, 11:12:12 PM »
well i found it funny

although i am a mess right now and i really dont want to get into it so thanks for brightening my night
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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2002, 12:15:57 PM »
Way to prevent this from happening. Don\'t accept beer from ugly women. A hot women, knock yourself out :D
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