According to Aikidofaqs:
Ninja:
A rather confused individual who
likes sneaking around
at night in his pajamas.
I wants to be a ninja too...
I could fly, breathe underwater, climb walls effortlessly, use a ruler as a lethal weapon if need be, move without making any noises, and totally flip out without any warning!
Funny site, maybe I should try to make somekinda ninja photo-spoof and send it there, could be fun
