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Offline kopking
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« Reply #30 on: January 21, 2002, 12:31:57 PM »
losing the winning lottery ticket


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« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2002, 12:38:19 PM »
... losing your condom while having sex.
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« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2002, 12:39:46 PM »
pulling out and finding the condom was somehow turned inside out and is still on your **** :p
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« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2002, 12:48:14 PM »
... or pulling out and finding the condom was somehow just a rubber balloon that says "Happy Birthday" and suddenly realizing your friends did a dirty prank on you.
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Offline kopking
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« Reply #34 on: January 21, 2002, 12:49:56 PM »
or


that the condom has burst, now you gotta wait to see if she is pregnant, and you was just gonna leave the relationship!!


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« Reply #35 on: January 21, 2002, 12:59:51 PM »
... you find out she was your long lost cousin and your parents are about to visit your place.
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« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2002, 01:23:37 PM »
when they came round, no one awnsered, and they saw you and that girl ( who turned out to be your male cousin) at it!!!!


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« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2002, 01:26:51 PM »
...when no one awnsered, they came around and they saw you and that girl, who turns out to be your male cousin, having sex, they joined you!

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« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2002, 01:28:23 PM »
but your mum actually turned out to be a man, she had a sexchange, and you was adopted
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« Reply #39 on: January 21, 2002, 01:50:21 PM »
you descover that your Father is the Head of an Evil orginastion, who has plans to take over the world, and you haven\'t meet him yet becasue hes cryogenely frozen orditing the Earth.
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« Reply #40 on: January 21, 2002, 02:09:05 PM »
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Originally posted by ooseven
you descover that your Father is the Head of an Evil orginastion, who has plans to take over the world, and you haven\'t meet him yet becasue hes cryogenely frozen orditing the Earth.


*cough* RIP-OFF *cough*

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« Reply #41 on: January 21, 2002, 02:48:46 PM »
waking up after a night of wild sex, u roll over and see your mother in bed next to you, or.....
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« Reply #42 on: January 22, 2002, 12:21:43 PM »
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waking up after a night of wild sex, u roll over and see your mother in bed next to you, or.....


it aint your mum, but your dad!!!!!

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« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2002, 12:25:57 PM »
... realizing we have wasted a good portion of our lives in this thread and your own mom and dad, who for some unknown reason is in bed with you, says to you that you are a mistake and your life is nothing but utter garbage.

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