ok i know its an idea stolen from So i married an Axe murrder but hey i think it will be fun.
ok heres what we do i start it of withsomething that is bad that could happen to you and finish it with OR and then its up to the next person to think of something Worse and so on and so on etc etc ......
the trick is to keep the chain going with ever more increasing worse things that could happen to you.
anyway here we go
Whats worse, your dream Job of being a Games tester comes true, but when you show up on your first day, you realise your contracted for 5 years to playtest ARMY MEN GAMES .......... OR