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Bin laden might be dead
« on: January 19, 2002, 05:29:46 PM »
He might be. The Pakistan president said he might. Here\'s the link. It\'s one day old. I don\'t know if it\'s true or not. To sum it up in a nut shell, he died of kidney failure.
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2002, 05:30:30 PM »
good that bastard needed to die
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2002, 05:48:43 PM »
I think torture would be better than death for him
A schizophrenic patient will not allow anyone to touch them; not because they would do them some harm, but because they might electrocute them.

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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2002, 05:51:33 PM »
My friends say they would rather have him tortured but I would rather have him die from a bullet where it hurts.
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« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2002, 06:38:44 PM »
I was hoping he would be captured, and have a pineapple shoved up his a$$ everyday, and twice on wendsdays!

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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2002, 06:44:41 PM »
I speak for everyone when I say, What the hell?
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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2002, 07:05:27 PM »
I\'d rip his toenails off and use the sharp end of them to scratch his eyes.

But really, I think he shoudl be chained up so he can\'t move. And then just bearly keep him alive. THat way he is constantly suffering but he can\'t do anything about it. Hardly feed him and submit him to some torture everyday
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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2002, 07:09:01 PM »
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I\'d rip his toenails off and use the sharp end of them to scratch his eyes.

But really, I think he shoudl be chained up so he can\'t move. And then just bearly keep him alive. THat way he is constantly suffering but he can\'t do anything about it. Hardly feed him and submit him to some torture everyday


That doesn\'t seem cruel enough. You could chain him up so he doesn\'t move, throw him in a small chest, depleat the oxygen little by little, feeding him hardly anything, make him suffer and torture him everyday.
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2002, 07:09:46 PM »
could always have a public stoning, and sell tickets to benefit the victims of 9-11.  The catch is their wouldn\'t be large stones, only small ones just heavy enough to hurt, but not enough to kill.  And continue to do so everyday, until he\'s dead and our fun is over..

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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2002, 08:12:05 PM »
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To quote a general in the US army:

"Bin Laden might be dead, and he might be alive. He might be in Afghanistan, and he might not be."

..way to narrow it down.
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« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2002, 08:21:33 PM »
IF he is dead, then I\'ll bet you anything it wasn\'t kidney failure.. but a Daisy Cutter bomb or Spec Ops sniper who picked him off. Saying he died of kidney failure would keep him from becoming a martyr, and also do the US military a HUGE favor.. which I\'m sure Pakistan\'s president would like to get payed back for someday.
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« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2002, 09:04:53 PM »
That\'s OK.  We\'ll just have to clone us up a new Bin Laden and then torture him.

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« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2002, 09:55:26 PM »
If he isn\'t dead already he\'s as good as dead anyway.
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« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2002, 11:15:40 PM »
I\'m all for burning him alive at the the stake on National Television.
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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2002, 01:28:02 AM »
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To quote a general in the US army:

"Bin Laden might be dead, and he might be alive. He might be in Afghanistan, and he might not be."

..way to narrow it down.



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