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Offline videoholic

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« on: January 23, 2002, 10:27:19 AM »
Slaps the salami.

I swear to God.  

Tell me if any of you have ever seen this before.

He lies on his back and takes both paws and rubs them on his shlong.  Up and down real fast.  He really gets into it.

Most dogs hump pillows, legs, etc..  My dog actually jerks the noodle.


I should get some video..  Or maybe do it on command.  I could put him on Letterman!!!!!


Pic of him brushing his teeth after a "session".

That\'s my wife\'s toothbrush so I was able to take the time to get a picture and have her develop it.
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2002, 10:37:00 AM »
Funniest. Thread. Ever!!


:laughing:

I don\'t know what it is, but something about a dog jerkin\' off totally rocks.
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2002, 10:40:43 AM »
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Originally posted by Living-In-Clip

I don\'t know what it is, but something about a dog jerkin\' off totally rocks.



I worry about you sometimes
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2002, 10:58:51 AM »
The worst is when you wake up in the middle of the night and he\'s next to you scratching.   Or at least you think he\'s scratching.

Red Rocket, Red Rocket, Red Rocket!!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2002, 11:21:37 AM »
man thats some gross sh!t. hey do you and your dog spank it togather, now thats what i call mans best friend HAR im so funny.

as long as were on dogs and grossness heres a nice story for you.

my ex girlfriend has this little turd of a dog and it was female, and i never knew this but girl dogs get thier period just like any other female creature. well, i knew it did i just thought it was so little that you couldnt really even notice it.

so one day the thing spins on its back and is rolling around like a dumb dog does and it SQUIRTS blood onto the floor. and i mean SQUIRTS.


it was one of the most horrible things ive ever seen, i still cant really think about it without cringing...

so there you go luke\'s feel good story of the day.
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2002, 11:42:04 AM »
nice one

heh man those are some crazy dogs - red rocket ahhh now that was a great episode :p

yea i think you should get him to do it on command that would be great stuff
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2002, 11:42:18 AM »
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Originally posted by Luke
man thats some gross sh!t. hey do you and your dog spank it togather, now thats what i call mans best friend HAR im so funny.

as long as were on dogs and grossness heres a nice story for you.

my ex girlfriend has this little turd of a dog and it was female, and i never knew this but girl dogs get thier period just like any other female creature. well, i knew it did i just thought it was so little that you couldnt really even notice it.

so one day the thing spins on its back and is rolling around like a dumb dog does and it SQUIRTS blood onto the floor. and i mean SQUIRTS.


it was one of the most horrible things ive ever seen, i still cant really think about it without cringing...

so there you go luke\'s feel good story of the day.


WTF!

It squirted blood? Blegh
How strong of a squirt are we talking about?
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2002, 11:52:09 AM »
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Originally posted by Luke
man thats some gross sh!t. hey do you and your dog spank it togather, now thats what i call mans best friend HAR im so funny.

as long as were on dogs and grossness heres a nice story for you.

my ex girlfriend has this little turd of a dog and it was female, and i never knew this but girl dogs get thier period just like any other female creature. well, i knew it did i just thought it was so little that you couldnt really even notice it.

so one day the thing spins on its back and is rolling around like a dumb dog does and it SQUIRTS blood onto the floor. and i mean SQUIRTS.


it was one of the most horrible things ive ever seen, i still cant really think about it without cringing...

so there you go luke\'s feel good story of the day.


Did you go - "Hey HUN! Your dumbass dog is squirting blood, just like you always manage to do on my sheets!" ?

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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2002, 12:14:30 PM »
Here\'s one way to get your dog to stop masturbating.
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Pick him up and give him head until he finishes...  problem solved.
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2002, 12:59:19 PM »
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Originally posted by juslight
Here\'s one way to get your dog to stop masturbating.
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Pick him up and give him head until he finishes...  problem solved.


You should know.
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2002, 01:05:25 PM »
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Originally posted by juslight
Here\'s one way to get your dog to stop masturbating.
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Pick him up and give him head until he finishes...  problem solved.


Dude, that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time.

Cheers.
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