theres a reason i drink so much alcohol
i watched a film based on real life
it was about a man who was just starting college in america, he was in hell week, one day as part of hell week he had to drink loadsa alcohol, he died as his body was not used to having alcohol.
i dont want that to happen to me, i gotta build up a resistance to it, so go open that beer now, before you die of never drinking, you might die whilst the family do the christmas toast!!
also when you drink enough alcohol, it gives you super powers, you become really funny and witty, the opposite sex become sooooo attracted to you, you can dance rally well!!!!!
i admit i have a drinking problem, two hands only one mouth