Johnny woke up one morning and wanted some breakfast.
He says "mom can i have some breakfast"? she says u need to feed the animals johnny.
johnny says "ugh, alright.
So he goes outside and looks at the chicken and kicks him, does the same with the pig and the cow.
Johnny goes back inside and says "ok mom, all done feedin the animals". Johnny\'s mom says "first off i seen what u did to those animals. since ya kicked the chicken yur not getting any eggs, since ya kicked the pig your not gettin any bacon, since ya kicked the cow your not gettin any milk". and about the same time johnny\'s dad was walkin up the porch and he kicked the cat off the step. And little johnny says "mom should I tell him"?
what\'s the difference between a blonde and a freezer?
When ya pull the meat out of the freezer, it don\'t fart at ya.
what is Cuba\'s national anthem?
Row Row Row your boat.
Did ya hear about that chinese couple that had that retarded child?
They named him SUM TING WONG.
old couple was out doin some gardening one day. and the wife bent over and the husband says to her" damn honey, your butt gettin big, i bet it\'s as big as the gas grill. so needing to prove his point he gets a yardstick and measures the gas grill then his wife\'s butt. "well ill be damned" he says. She got mad and let him do the rest of the gardining. later that night, they were in bed and he says to her, hey honey how about a little lovemakin? she ignored him. he says awww come on honey? she says to him ya really think im gonna fire this big ass grill up for one little weenie?
