This is too good not to share. EGM offered three views on MK Advance, garnering scores of 1.5, 0.5, and ... get this ... 0.0!
If I may, I would like to share some of the editorial comments from each of the reviewers:
"...the most incomplete, half-assed, piece of (insert any expletive here) I\'ve ever had the misfortune of playing."
"...if you can get away with just watching it from a distance, stop there."
"Contains the most number of problems, bugs, and unpolished or missing features of any game, ever!"
"If a circus train wreck was ever more accurately embodied in digital format, I haven\'t seen it."
"...it\'s a steaming pile of bloody dog krap."
"If you bought it, return it. Now."
And the quote that will surely appear on the television ad:
"I\'d rather watch the god-awful second MK movie, from inside a prison cell, while gargling cat piss than play this abomination any longer." -EGM
Seriously, though, I wonder if it\'s any good? ;]
-Eik
