Getting out of jury duty

Tomarrow I have been called upon to preform my honerable civic duty, and i need to figure a waay out of it, i was thinking that when i\'m interviewed by the judge I\'ll just tell him i\'m really excited to serve on the jury because i can tell whether somebody is guilty just  by looking at them.  do u guys have any other ideas?

Originally posted by theomen
Tomarrow I have been called upon to preform my my honerable civic duty, and i need to figure a waay out of it, i was thinking that when i\'m interviewed by the judge I\'ll just tell him i\'m really excited to serve on the jury because i can tell whether somebody is guilty just  by looking at them.  do u guys have any other ideas?

LOL

That\'s a crazy idea.

I say take it like a man and go to jury duty.

I would but it\'s the second week of the spring semester at college, and I don\'t want to get behind, and have to do twice the work to catch up.

Originally posted by theomen
I would but it\'s the second week of the spring semester at college, and I don\'t want to get behind, and have to do twice the work to catch up.

Alright, that\'s a good excuse. If all else fails, just tell him the truth, but, I doubt the judge will listen to you.

Good luck, man.

Just go to the judge wearing a shirt that says "I hate whiteys."  That\'ll do it.

Originally posted by Ryu
Just go to the judge wearing a shirt that says "I hate whiteys."  That\'ll do it.

It will be much more effective if "theomen" was white himself. Just imagine what the judge would say.

My dad had to go to one about a pretty serious crime.  After the judge picked all the jurors and was about to move on, my dad was like "Uhh, wait a second."

He said he had a problem and the judge called him up.  He told him that the guy was caught and brought in because he was guilty.  He said he wouldn\'t feel otherwise and the judge said he couldn\'t have that and sent my dad home.

-Eik

i lucked out and was told they didn\'t need me, now i get to go to school instead about hearing people talk about sex, drugs and violence.......DAMNIT!!

You first idea was pretty funny man.

Originally posted by theomen
i lucked out and was told they didn\'t need me, now i get to go to school instead about hearing people talk about sex, drugs and violence.......DAMNIT!!

Now you get to go to school where people do sex, drugs, and violence.

-Eik

Tell them you hate black people or something along that line.  It works out even better if your black yourself.....

I think that will do it for ya!!!  

how to  Get out of jury duty.

Say to them that you can tell if someone is Juilty just by looking at them, and that you don\'t have to listen through that boring trial.

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i know you THINK you though of it first , but your wrong, thats my idea !

Also tell them you will post everything that happend HERE for ALL to see

that should do it.