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Bozco
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January 30, 2002, 11:42:55 AM »
Ok, let me lay out the whole deal. I\'m in a tech prep thing with my school and the only chicks in it are fat and scary. Well this one chick in it that is like my height but weights 225 pounds thinks she can beat my ass. Shes unathletic, basically shes just fat. But she also drives me crazy cause shes so damn annoying. Today I ripped on her in front of the whole class, well she said she was going to beat my ass after class. I told her if she did start beating me I would fight back. She then went on to challenge me in a boxing match. This is where the question comes in. I\'m an athletic guy, I weigh about 145 and I bench like 175.
Should I
a. Just say I won\'t box her because shes a chic and let her think I\'m afraid
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b. Beat her ass
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c. Get down on one knee and ask the Great big Orca to marry me
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Bladez
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January 30, 2002, 11:47:37 AM »
Sounds like you need to Dr. Ruth for this talking about beating ass? Keep your personal problems to yourself! jk:D
Just box her dude that way you really can\'t say you punched her with a straight fist see?
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kirath
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the pain
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January 30, 2002, 11:57:56 AM »
Dood she is gonna lay the pain on you.. Trust me.. its not worth it, cause your not gonna want to hit her, and if you do she is either gonna cry a little or beat your ass......
Shoalin master once say avoid fight and avoid humiliation either way...
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January 30, 2002, 12:24:52 PM »
i would normally dont hit a girl, but i think you should whoop that fat ass
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January 30, 2002, 12:32:47 PM »
I say accept her challenge to box, then just dance around the ring until she passes out from being too fat.
Then the Shoalin master will look at her and say...
"I can\'t believe it\'s not Buddha"
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January 30, 2002, 01:10:49 PM »
Hey, just do some arm wrestling!
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January 30, 2002, 01:18:08 PM »
I wouldnt fight, it would be too embarrising to fight a girl. i would just joke the hell out of her fat ass!!! the closest thing i\'ll do related to fighting is pushing her, that would scare her enough! i suppose...
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January 30, 2002, 01:25:59 PM »
ok dude heres what i think you should do...
if your certain she couldnt kick your ass, and i mean CERTAIN, agree to the fight, then just f!uck around with her... let her hit you a few times... let her get her morale up... im talking like 5 minutes of her hitting you... act like you dont wanna fight and your scared and stuff... be like " i dont wanna hit you i dont wanna hit you"
then... just when she thinks shes kicking your ass...
POW, hit her in her big fat gut and put her down and walk away.
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January 30, 2002, 01:37:46 PM »
**** the bird nearly ways as much as me and Im 6ft 3 and solid. Id just hit her once and make shaw it knocks her out. Well actually I dont think its ever right to hit a girl.
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January 30, 2002, 01:39:14 PM »
forget about all the "shouldn\'t hit woman" crap
she ask for it man, beat her damn fatty chessy ass!!!:p
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January 30, 2002, 01:44:44 PM »
Im trying to get a picture of her, how tall is she. Shes about 18 stone if my match is right. Please tell me shes about 6ft at least. She needs to be
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January 30, 2002, 01:47:40 PM »
Ya come on equality for women, they wanna be equal with men, they cant use that lame excuse of not hittimg a women, i mean, its not right to hit anyone under normal circumstances, but come on, shes asking for it!!!
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January 30, 2002, 01:50:17 PM »
I\'m a girl, and I still say, kill fatty, kill fatty!
Oh yeah, and dont forget to kill fatty!
yahooooo
Btw, did I mention that you should kill fatty???
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Heat
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January 30, 2002, 01:52:45 PM »
You guys are turning me into a bad guy
, the reason I dont hit girls is because Im very big and very strong and girls generally arnt. but this girl sounds like she is a beast and out weighs you big time so i guess you could teach her a leason and spark her out. But make shaw she doesn\'t put her weight behind a punch or your going down my friend.
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EmperorRob
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January 30, 2002, 01:57:09 PM »
I\'M WITH
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