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Offline Luke
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« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2002, 02:00:12 PM »
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Originally posted by Lean_And_Mean
the reason I dont hit girls is because Im very big and very strong  


well hey there hot stuff.

wanna date?
Helloski.

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« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2002, 02:05:10 PM »
All females are accepted and welcome to date, one rule I must see some action or get the impression action will come very soon :). And if you fit that description come over to England and Ill show you my new bed, just to get your opinion on the covers, no really :)
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« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2002, 02:21:06 PM »
*Hands Luke a Blonde wig and some Lipstick* ~Whistles~

I say agree to the fight, and then just do shyt like armlocks and holds and things like that. Make her look like an idiot by just defending yourself, and wearing her out. Tease her a little bit too. Don\'t play her game, make her play yours. Not like I\'m one to talk though, I came pretty close to bashing this one bytchs head against the chalk tray in class and rubbing her face against the brick wall likka cheese grater.

Turns out, we had detention together a week later, started talking about why they should legalize weed to the Librairian, and ended up being friends. Go figure.
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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2002, 02:42:53 PM »
hashish brought me together with a few of my current mates aswell
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« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2002, 03:00:17 PM »
Silly to fight a girl. But if u do choose to challenge her....... just go for her fingers, easy target, and it hurts bad.
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« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2002, 03:18:11 PM »
Tell her if she starts hitting you,  you\'ll grab her tits.  :smokin:
then if she don\'t turn red, you can bed the fat whale

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get her
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2002, 05:56:04 PM »
She is either very stupid or is lying.  I mean a girl challenging a guy to a match.  I think you should smear her and smear her good(if she even goes through with it).  I think you will be just fine if she doesn\'t put her weight into one of those punches like that one cool dude said.  I would start teasing her good and making her feel really stupid just before the fight to get her nice and pissed then while she is so angry and can\'t think very well flatten her
Life is like a bug.  At first you don\'t know what to do with it and it just sits there.  Then sooner or later you know you just have to squish it or kill it with a can of bug spray in which I have no idea how it even comes close to real life.
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« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2002, 08:11:14 PM »
Survery says, yeah do the fight.  I just hope she doesn\'t back down now.  I\'m gonna go for the Luke approach on it.  Let her hit me for a little while and dance around than BAM!!!.  She thinks I\'m weak just because shes some lard ass.  Its probably because most all the guys in my class are taller than me, I\'m 5\'8 and they\'re all 6\'0"-6\'4" so I guess I just look small, but in reality I lift weights and run.  Time to get the boxing gloves from my friend, its on!!!!!!!

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kick her butt
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2002, 08:12:51 PM »
dude beat her down I know you can do it
Life is like a bug.  At first you don\'t know what to do with it and it just sits there.  Then sooner or later you know you just have to squish it or kill it with a can of bug spray in which I have no idea how it even comes close to real life.
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Re: kick her butt
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2002, 08:14:15 PM »
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dude beat her down I know you can do it


Its no question if I can beat her down, its just how stupid I can make her look.:D

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« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2002, 08:15:47 PM »
dude I know you can make her look bad she has already made herself look bad tell me all the details when it is over
Life is like a bug.  At first you don\'t know what to do with it and it just sits there.  Then sooner or later you know you just have to squish it or kill it with a can of bug spray in which I have no idea how it even comes close to real life.
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« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2002, 08:31:03 PM »
It\'s a lose-lose situation.

Your first mistake was insulting her in the first place.  So what if she\'s annoying? Let her have her kicks, at least you walk away the better man without saying anything.  Second of all, no matter how fat or how stupid a woman becomes, you never hit them.  Sorry to say this, but if you hit her, you\'re a womanizer, if you don\'t, you\'re a coward.  You should wash your hands of this somehow.

All the people on here seem to be saying that hitting a woman is the perfect solution to it all... maybe to a couple of high school buddies, but I don\'t think it\'s a good thing no matter what.  Just my opinion, maybe I\'m just too old fashioned.
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« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2002, 08:42:54 PM »
Wise Ryu has a point.  And just what if she decides to tackle you or do some death hold that uses her weight.  This is probably her gameplan, and you\'ll be screwed.  Just avoid this at all costs.

But if you do happen to get in a fight with her record it and put it on the net!  But not if you bed her as Tox suggests.  Please don\'t do that.  I\'ll pay you money.


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« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2002, 09:03:20 PM »
Its not as serious as you two make it out to be, I\'ve known her for like 8 years but I just can\'t stand her, and today she was ripping on me in class and I just politely told her to shut up and everybody found it funny.  Well she said she would hit me after class, in a joking way.  From there it went to a boxing match.  Its not like some fight to the death kind of deal, Womenizer???.....please, I can\'t stand her but its not like I\'m gonna tee off on her head or anything like that, just a few fun jabs, nothing to kill her.

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« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2002, 09:12:12 PM »
Don\'t fight her, just embarass her more..

Here\'s my suggestion, put like a big bottle of vegetable oil on her desk before class.. Crisco even.. That should be funny.

Or get like a salad, leave it on her desk and leave a big sign saying "This is for you fatty."

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