Originally posted by ddaryl
realizing that after I took my last hard sh_t I didn\'t wipe as well as I thought and now have to battle a case of itchy ass
that has to be the most annoying thing
Mine is along these lines.
You\'re dropping some little brown boys off at the pool in anticipation of jumping into the shower. You complete your mission and wipe. You then jump into the shower and what do you know, a little feller is still in there wanting to come out.
Well, you don\'t want to dirty the driveway after you have it fresh and clean, so you get out of the shower and pop the boy out soaking wet on the toilet.
Then you jump back into the shower and reclean the bung praying you don\'t accidently coax anymore litle brown boys outta there.
This is the worst, but another thing I hate is after taking a shower you realize about a half hour later you have to lay some cable. Noting worse than dirtying the driveway.