Originally posted by ddaryl
realizing that after I took my last hard sh_t I didn\'t wipe as well as I thought and now have to battle a case of itchy ass
that has to be the most annoying thing
That\'s mine, too. That\'s when you gotta go in for a "recon wipe."
Or, when you go to yer fave pub and get set to order yer fave beer and you hear that sound of the keg runnin\' dry. Then the bartender isn\'t your fave bartender and they\'re too goddamn lazy to change it, so they say "would you like something else, the keg is dry." And you say "No, why don\'t you change it?" and they say"I\'m a little too busy right now," And you say "f*ck you, B!tch! Change the mutherf*ckin\' keg right now or I\'ll blow your house up."
Damn I need a beer....