Well, My story goes way back, to when I was a wee little one, running around and making a friggin\' fool out of myself. Back when my parents decided to unleash holy heck on my sister and I by getting us a parakeet. At first it sucked, but I began to grow fond of the little guy. As time went on he and I grew very fond of eachother. He even could say things like "kiss off you freak", and "you suck" (I have no idea where he learned that from).
One day, as we were out in the front yard at my parents house, the cage, in the back yard fell over and he got away...I mean , he got out. The poor little thing was on his own. A day or so later, my sister was out in the back yard on a cold, rainy day, calling for him. To our surprise, he landed right on her head...he had come home...the prodical parakeet had comee home! however, about a week later my sister and I came home only to find our parakeet lying at the bottom of his cage in a pool of his own mucus! SICK!!!
Well, anyway....that\'s my story. And that is why I am the man I am today!