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"Solid snake tryes out his new sneaking gear for the first time, with desastrous results !"
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Dr Kayte " look all i am asking is that you go with me to see Mariah Carrey live , i got a speare ticket..."
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Dr Kayte " hey mr Zombie , i am looking for my Brother Chris, you see he went missing after going off to investigate Umbrella INC.... oh sorry wrong game !"
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Dr Kayte " yeah thats right Zombie ... all you have to do is press suqare suqare up up down down left left ... right right Cross Cross Cross Cross Cross while still in gameplay.. and ill remove my LAB coat"
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Zombie " F^&* me someone stole the background !"
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Dr Kayte " well if my part in Timesplitter 2 falls through .. at least i can get a Job as a LAP dancer in Duke Nuke\'em forever !"
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Zombie " He come on please sleep with me... i mean whats wrong at least i am not as ugly as ASHFORD !"
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Dr Kayte " sorry to anounce but the developers say that in the new game, one of us must be naked, and guess what it AN\'T GOING to be ME !"
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Dr Kayte " you think your WERID ? ! ? ! ? ! ...... FFS i am still trying to work out why i am just running about in my underware !"
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Dr Kayte " hey Zombie, i just got a letter saying you have been picked as the NEW 3DO PLAYTESTER !"
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Zombie " what do you mean we are diching the PS2 and X box to move back to Nintendo ?"
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Zombie " *carrot munching sound* errrrrrrrr whats up DOC ? ! ? ! ? "
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Dr kayte "ok thats my outfit ready for my mission to spy on the Taliban ... Do you think it will work ?!"
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Dr kayte " yes i am tell you that SAMWISE is REALY A MAN !"
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Zombie " oh my GOD , she just called Clyde a Monkey !"
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Dr Kayte " hey Zombie it says here on IGN, that Perfect dark will be out beofre us !"
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Dr kayte "does my bum look BIG in this ?"
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Dr Kayte " are you a member of Team x Box ? "
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Dr Kayte " Ah bob\'s_hardware you silly boy, don\'t you realise halloween is over!"
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