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« on: February 05, 2002, 04:41:07 AM »


OK, we\'ll hire you and pay you lots of money, but you have to get your face fixed.




Now if they can only get her to talk out of the center of her mouth.


FOr those of you who don\'t know, she\'s a lawyer who got famous doing consulting work for CNN during the OJ trial.  She then became a host of a show on CNN.  FOX just hired her and gave her a boatload of cash, but also paid to have her face redone.
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2002, 04:57:37 AM »
i take it that
Blue Backgorund = before
Read Background = after

?

by the way are you shure its the same woman ?

it looks like two totaly diffrent people.
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2002, 05:07:20 AM »
definitely the same woman, I just saw a news blurb on it. amazing what 40 grand can do for a face huh?
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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2002, 05:12:04 AM »
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definitely the same woman, I just saw a news blurb on it. amazing what 40 grand can do for a face huh?


theres hope for ASHFORD yet ;) :D...............
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2002, 06:03:22 AM »
I saw her last night on FOX and I think she looks rather disturbing. Her face looks all stretched out.

Joan Rivers has her beat though with her lift. Her eyes are pulled so far back it looks like her face is going to split down the middle.

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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2002, 07:04:13 AM »
I think that sucks.  Before, she had a recognizable face with character.  I don\'t think she was ugly, or needed to be fixed.  Now, she looks just like everyone else.

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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2002, 09:08:26 AM »
Gimme Laurie Dhue any day....Mmmmm...Laurie:)
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« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2002, 10:15:29 AM »
They were talking about her on the radio with Billy Idol\'s Little China Girl in the background.

It\'s freaky how different she looks.
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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2002, 11:27:51 AM »
Bill O\'Reilly still owns the channel. :)  I like her old face better.

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« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2002, 11:30:21 AM »
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Bill O\'Reilly still owns the channel. :)  I like her old face better.



lol:laughing: I also like Larry King she\'s getting a little older by the minute.
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« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2002, 04:54:53 PM »
That before pic was probably the worse one of the bunch that they could find. She didn\'t look all that bad before, but now she just looks... ugh plastic. Way to go Fox :rolleyes:
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« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2002, 05:57:19 PM »
Bah, she is nasty and was nasty.

Hate her voice and her mouth is so freaking annoying.  Makes me want to beat my dog.

Come here Stanley you french kissing mutt.
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2002, 03:11:58 AM »
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Gimme Laurie Dhue any day....Mmmmm...Laurie:)


I\'ll have to agree with Cygnus on this one. Laurie\'s gotta be the hottest news reporter on any station ;)
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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2002, 04:37:32 AM »
Now BET is getting into the News Wars with their new reporter.

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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2002, 12:27:56 PM »
Sorry guys, but I think the title of "hottest news anchor" goes out to the beautiful yet deadly Linda Stouffer.



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Er, excuse me, how much for one of those, uh, prophylactics?..........But I don\'t have a dollar and thirty-five cents!

 

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