Mexi-Mullet
Femme-Mullet
Kiddie-Mullet
Business up top, Party in the back!
Nope, never had one, but I am a part of the National Mullet-watchers!  
By crikey!  There\'s one over there!  Now, I\'m gonna lay low to get a better look, and then pow! Oh!  He\'s a wild one alright.  I\'ll subdue him, and then we can study this amazing evolutionary set-back.