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Offline Super San
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« on: February 08, 2002, 11:26:19 AM »
Ok I got a problem.  I have no life I need a jump start for something just anything just help:(
Life is like a bug.  At first you don\'t know what to do with it and it just sits there.  Then sooner or later you know you just have to squish it or kill it with a can of bug spray in which I have no idea how it even comes close to real life.
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2002, 11:37:06 AM »
I\'d like to help, tell us a bit about urself, ie age, job etc
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2002, 11:43:11 AM »
Think about a girl that you like...and think dirty.:p  That will keep you busy.:D
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2002, 11:46:39 AM »
I was in your shoes a while ago. I\'ll tell ya though; it sounds like you need to sign up for some fun community stuff like "under water basket weaving" or "cross stitching". These are just a couple of ideas; the options though are endless. Hey, in all seriousness, what my point is that you need to exert yourself, get involved with something you enjoy. It\'s scary at first, but the end results are priceless.:)
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2002, 04:52:47 PM »
Take off all your clothes, paint yourself up in unsolidified jello paste, and then run down the main street throwing eggs at cars and pedestrians screaming "Long live the Queen!".

That should do the trick.
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2002, 05:10:35 PM »
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Take off all your clothes, paint yourself up in unsolidified jello paste, and then run down the main street throwing eggs at cars and pedestrians screaming "Love live the Queen!".

That should do the trick.


Mmmmaaarrrrglllleee...unsolidified jello paste....(drool)
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2002, 05:29:56 PM »
Walk up to whoever is supposedly the most popular guy, and punch him straight in the face. Guarnenteed to work :D

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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2002, 06:30:02 PM »
get about 400 dollars, buy a bike.  Im sure some people ride bmx in your town, its really fun.  If you dont like cops and authority its escpecially rewarding.   Or just resist authority, find a trashcan and push it down some steps into some pedestrians.  Me and my freinds pushed a dumpster down a hill and it hit somebodys house going likt 20.  LOL.  Just do some stuff that looks like its fun.  Go to wal-mart and have a pillowfight.  Do something man, make something of yourself.
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2002, 06:48:21 PM »
Take your bow and arrow and go hunting for some..."Qwab" if you know what I mean.;)

I\'m sorry I meant Qwabi.:D
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2002, 07:06:37 PM »
is it just me or are there alot of newbies starting threads about how bad their lives suck
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2002, 07:27:13 PM »
I have no experience in giving advice in this area. I\'ll give it a shot. What are your hobbies? Well, I always go and play video games to take my mind off things or talk with my friends. Do your hobbies. Anything to take your mind off things. I usually do stuff I like when I\'m having a rough time.
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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2002, 05:31:58 PM »
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Take your bow and arrow and go hunting for some..."Qwab" if you know what I mean.;)

I\'m sorry I meant Qwabi.:D


For those of you who are in the dark QWABI stands for Queen whore ape b*tch idiot. I would know because I made it up. Speaking of hunting for some "Qwabi", *click-click*........ :burn:
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2002, 05:42:32 PM »
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is it just me or are there alot of newbies starting threads about how bad their lives suck


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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2002, 01:02:19 PM »
isnt there something you have always wanted to do, or though was cool, go do it man. ive always thought skateboarding was cool ( used to do about 10 years ago), so i went out bought a board and stuff, learning to do it now, can do a ollie about 80% of the time now, but its hard when you gotta teach yourself.


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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2002, 06:02:07 PM »
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For those of you who are in the dark QWABI stands for Queen whore ape b*tch idiot. I would know because I made it up. Speaking of hunting for some "Qwabi", *click-click*........ :burn:



lol:laughing: good thing Qwabi is crippled for now guess it makes for an easier target.
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