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Offline theomen
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« on: February 10, 2002, 02:09:57 AM »
i\'m bored so here are my favorite dave attell jokes: (feel free to post any jokes by comedians you like)

 -I like a man with one leg. You like that look? I like that look. the way he walks up to you, like if he always has something important to say.
: "it\'s kind of slippery out there."
: -"Thank-you one legged man!"
: "the elevator\'s broken"
: -"That guys helping everybody out. he\'s got information. Thank-you one legged man"
: "Oh, it\'s alright"
anyone missing a limb always has a story
how\'d you lose that leg?" it\'s always something really manly: "landmine! \'69!" you see a guy with one arm, he\'s got a story, too: "snowblower; bottle o whiskey" you see a guy with one tooth - where is the story? what could the story be? "well i like a lotta taffy.

: -(about the drug ecstacy on the daily show) the ravers got this new drug "Ecstacy", they take at "raves". The "ravers", with their "glow-sticks", and "pacifiers"; what are they trying to do? Land a flying baby?"

"you know what\'s fun to do on acid? EVERYTHING."
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2002, 05:39:10 AM »
I just started watching Insomniac this season.  Kind of funny.  A lot of stupid, but a lot of funny too.  They can\'t shoot that in one night though.  Maybe, but I doubt it.  I bet it\'s a two night thing.  It takes too long to set up stuff to get it all done that quickly.
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Re: my favorite Dave Attell jokes
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2002, 11:48:37 AM »
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"you know what\'s fun to do on acid? EVERYTHING."


except cleaning your house, trust me on that.

and insomniac is funny as hell.
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2002, 03:33:00 PM »
i\'ve been addicted to insomniac since it debuted, but yeah i don\'t think they can get all that stuff filmed in just one night.
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« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2002, 12:20:17 AM »
my favorite joke on insomniac is when he\'s trying to get a dog to speak and its not barking so he says"you sure were talking alot last night when you told me to kill that hooker"
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« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2002, 07:24:47 AM »
That show is GREAT!!!!

It needs a full hour though:)
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2002, 06:25:56 PM »
The past two have been pretty funny.  San Fransisco and Miami.

How many of you watch this show?  Not sure when it is on, but I think it\'s after South Park.
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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2002, 06:33:44 PM »
If I\'m lucky enough to stumble upon it when channel surfing I watch it.
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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2002, 07:12:29 PM »
Sundays at 11 I think.
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2002, 08:11:24 PM »
i hardly watch tv anymore, the shows suck!!!

i mostly watch soccer!
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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2002, 03:47:42 AM »
Soccer is for 4 year old kids who can\'t play football yet.  anyone can run and kick a ball.  Heck, biglog could score on your ass and he\'s 16 months.
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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2002, 07:06:48 AM »
New episodes are on WED at 9:30 (CST)

They are re-aired on Sunday at 10:30 (CST)
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2002, 03:54:48 AM »
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Soccer is for 4 year old kids who can\'t play football yet.  anyone can run and kick a ball.  Heck, biglog could score on your ass and he\'s 16 months.




dont make me laugh. have ou seen the things zidane, figo, maradona, etc could do with a football...


im not gonn get it some dumb fight that which sport is better..ok


whats this show???? is it on in uk??
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