Kopking Are WE DRUNK ?

Come on Man, your team was showing of now where n\'t they ?



Quote form Sportal.co.uk

Ipswich 0 Liverpool 6
By Mark Bradley, PA Sport Chief Soccer Writer

Having laboured for so long to score, Emile Heskey now seemingly cannot stop. In fact, his recent addiction to goalscoring must be catching.

As he struck twice as Liverpool routed an in-form Ipswich side, Michael Owen matched him to underline their surely undeniable claims to start as England\'s strike duo in Holland next week.

And while the Anfield club glided past Manchester United and Newcastle to return to the top of the table as they underlined the genuine renaissance in their title pretensions, the scoring did not stop there.

Even Abel Xavier struck his first goal in English football, while Sami Hyypia chipped in with a header and a fourth consecutive league victory told only half of the story.

This was an immensely impressive Liverpool performance, underpinned by a commanding display from Steven Gerrard in midfield and given attacking verve by Heskey and Owen.

If the duo do not start together in Amsterdam, then either Sven-Goran Eriksson will be experimenting or - despite Robbie Fowler\'s class - he will patently be ignoring the form book.

Indeed, it was only substitute Nicolas Anelka who missed out at Portman Road as Liverpool\'s mid-season slump in fortunes, which had threatened to fatally undermine their title bid, was made to look a distant memory.

As does the wholly unfair criticism of stand-in boss Phil Thompson, as well as their style of play. Who\'s boring now, asked the visiting fans?

This overwhelming victory, after all, was achieved against an Ipswich side who had won seven of their past eight league games to move clear of the relegation zone.

But they never came to terms with the imposing authority of Gerrard and Dietmar Hamann, allied to the immense work-rate of Danny Murphy and John Arne Riise, while Heskey and Owen were constant menaces up front.

Then again, although Heskey and Murphy threatened early on, the opening goal came from the most unlikely of sources - Xavier.

Just 16 minutes into his Liverpool debut following an £800,000 move from Everton, the full-back, who came in for the suspended Jamie Carragher, saw his shot deflected in off Chris Makin.

Ipswich rallied briefly, with Jerzy Dudek saving from both Marcus Bent and Sixto Peralta, but the respite was painfully brief for the home side.

Gerrard delivered the through-ball with perception and superb technique, but it still required Heskey to bring the ball almost lazily under control before slipping a left-foot shot past Marshall shortly before the break.

The Ipswich keeper denied Owen and Riise after the restart but he was hopelessly exposed by his defence and Hyypia had soon powered home a header from a corner.

Pegguy Arphexad replaced Dudek as Liverpool\'s goalkeeping spectator and he had much to admire as the visitors were by now rampant.

Owen was not about to miss out as he clipped home a shot after a superb counter-attack that was started by Gerrard in his own half and had reached the striker via Riise and then the tireless Gerrard again.

"Boring, boring Scousers," taunted the visiting fans. And while Liverpool do often rely on the counter-attack away from home - and they are hardly alone in that - they are a richly potent attacking force on this form.

With 20 minutes left, Owen struck again as Heskey put his strike partner through with alarming ease and while Anelka\'s only real effort was saved, Heskey was not to be denied a second as he applied the coup de grace.

He scored only once in 35 games following his strike in England\'s 5-1 win in Munich last year. Now he has five in his past three matches.

England beckons for him, Owen and Gerrard. As does a genuine title challenge for Liverpool

 

Hope you got as drunk as i did on Saturday night as my team Motherwell hammered Hib\'s

Motherwell 4 Hibernian 0


David Ferrere marked a dream debut for Motherwell by grabbing a hat-trick to heap further misery on Hibernian and Easter Road manager Franck Sauzee.

NICE !!!!!!!!!

Enjoy Mate

i was very drunk sat, i went up to see some mates in uni, got up pub about 2pm, stop drinking to go to bed about 4-5 am, i was really tired the next day, but luckily i didnt ave to drive, but i couldnt sleep either, i was to tired to sleep if that makes sense??!!!



wwoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


6-0!!!!!!


just thinking about it makes me wanna drink some beer, so im gonna go very soon

yeah i was up to about 3am that night, and then tryed to get some sleep, but didn\'t realy.

Then on Sunday i went to See Lord ofthe Rings and barely survived it.

Bloody hell talk about Bladder busting !

lol, you dont even wanna know what it was like, i was in a car for 2 hours to get home.


i dont wanna even look at my bank acount, im scared to look!!!



the worst part was the next morning i really need a No.2, but they were out of toilet paper, and no one would get some, so i had to run across the road to mcdonalds, to go!!!!i was in so much pain, it was freezing i had to run there in some shorts and a tshirt, i looked so bad

well i wasn\'t that bad but hey it was one hell of a night..... and i am still fealing some of the effects from Saturday.

can\'t wait till next weekend, hope the Well does the as well this weekend, and allso i hope i am not too drunk too.......i plan to see From Hell this Sunday.

well im planning to have quite weekend, i gotta go to my neices bday party sat, they take my gf out to the pictures over the weekend, ill try not to drink beer..lol, its so hard. i need to save some money. i still feel really crappy at the mo, need more sleep.

[videoholic]

Take it up in the PMs you bunch of spammers.


We now return you to your previously scheduled conversation between two beer toating soccer nuts!!!

YAHOOOOO!!!!

Peace out.:thepimp:

PS:  What is the beverage of choice when watching soccer games?

Originally posted by Videoholic
Take it up in the PMs you bunch of spammers.

 

//ooseven Licence to SPAM on Behalf of Her Majesty

oh and also i AM the Law here (well when the rest of the Admins and Mods are not Around

Originally posted by Videoholic


PS:  What is the beverage of choice when watching soccer games?

ANything and i do mean Anything we can get our hands on atthe time, now i do have to say that to be 100% responcible you can only get drunk while at home or in a PUB.

Drinking in a Stadium is Ban and you won\'t get in if the Police find Drink on you .

well i like to drink beer, something like


stella artois
carling
hurlimens
fosters ( only if thats all thats there)
kroneburg ( spelt really wrong)
grosch

then ill move on to the spirits

jack daniels and coke
cuban ( rum, splash or lime and coke, try it its yummy)
redbull and vodka
tvr ( tequilla, redbull and vodka)

ermmm dunno and anything else i can get in my mouth




ohhh yeah that 10 goals in 2 games now, as we beat dirty dirty leeds 4-0 last week

Originally posted by kopking

ohhh yeah that 10 goals in 2 games now, as we beat dirty dirty leeds 4-0 last week

Ah yes Dirty Dirty Dirty LEEDS !

i remember watching an interview with Gordon Stracken and has was asked what was the worset player to go up against ?

He reeplyed quickly " LEEDS "




oh my Choice of Drink is

Miller
Stera
Old Jock (real Ale)
Vodka

oh and this thread is open to all

esp. any fellow Manchester United Haters out there


So if you want to jump on the "Soccer" Band Wagon before World Cup 2002 then this is the place to start.

im telling you ooseven try cuban, its sooooooo nice, my gf introduced me to it, she drinks it more than me, but it ohhhh so nice, my new nick name for my gf is rummie ( got it off the simpsons, when barney goes dry, and home has to dance for carl and lenny " dance rummy, dance"

LMAO



Nice one mate.

Hy i just realised that we have been spamming quite a bit !

hey Video

Can We get into the of The Spaminators  ?

You let MM join

yeah too much spam isnt good, but i want in too, can i please. even if i dont spam that much i get drunk alot, and cant drink vast quanities of alcohol

[videoholic]

Just point this thread out to the Spaminator Elite and you two are in!!!:D

Jaropkis and Luke are the two leaders.  I have no where near the power those big guns have.

I am a Crown and Coke guy my self.  For brew it\'s all Bass.  Although I like NewCastle as well.  My wifey drinks Mich Light so if I\'m out I have to drink that, but I try not to run out very often.

[CHIZZY]

Any room in here for another beer-loving liverpool fan??

CHEERS!  "Glug glug glug!"