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Offline luckee
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« on: February 17, 2002, 03:16:38 PM »
http://test3.thespark.com/mp_sextest/
Congrats! In your life, you\'ll have sex with 47 people Including the 18 you\'ve already had sex with,
                          that makes 29 new lovers!
                          29 of them will be female
                          And you will actually love 3 of them!
                          You have a 52% chance of dying during sex.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2002, 03:32:23 PM by luckee »
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« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2002, 08:44:18 PM »
My results:

Congrats! In your life, you\'ll have sex with


8 people!

Including the 1 you\'ve already had sex with,
that makes 7 new lovers!




The info on your 7 future sex partner(s):
 7 of them will be female
 0 of them will be male
 And you will actually love 1 of them!
 Based on your answers, there\'s a good change that someone your know secretly wants you.
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2002, 08:55:44 PM »
w00t!
10 peps!

Ok.. I lied on the test..
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2002, 08:59:19 PM »
Damnit. The ****er won\'t work. It loads "Sex Test....Thespark.com." and thats it.
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2002, 03:31:00 AM »
14 people.... I\'ll love 3 of them. :)
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2002, 03:39:50 AM »
31% of all Star Trekkies are virgins ?

Well Star Fleet does not like cadets doing that sort of thing ;)
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2002, 04:23:33 AM »
Well, I have had 12 women, and it says I will have 13 women before I die.  I wonder if I should tell Lona, my wife.
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2002, 06:06:42 AM »
4 people!

And you\'ll first have sex at age 22,
in your own bed.
 
The info on your 4 future sex partner(s):
 4 of them will be female
 0 of them will be male
 And you will actually love 3 of them!
 Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship
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« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2002, 07:57:50 AM »
14 in total, 3 of which I love.

Strangely similar to someone else\'s results...
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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2002, 08:02:46 AM »
When I took the sex test it told me I\'d have sex with Hawke within a month?? :eek:
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« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2002, 08:10:06 AM »
Congrats! In your life, you\'ll have sex with


3 people!

Including the 1 you\'ve already had sex with,
that makes 2 new lovers!




The info on your 2 future sex partner(s):
 2 of them will be female
 0 of them will be male
 And you will actually love 2 of them!
 You have a 36% chance of dying during sex.  


doesnt look too hopeful

oh well - its all good
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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2002, 08:15:37 AM »
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Originally posted by planet wario


Congrats! In your life, you\'ll have sex with


8 people!

Including the 1 you\'ve already had sex with,



you shouln\'t lie on the test orthner, 1st base does not count as sex.
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« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2002, 08:32:06 AM »
The test still doesn\'t work for me.
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« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2002, 11:30:11 AM »
I refuse to post my results due to the embarrasing nature of my score :(
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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2002, 12:52:12 PM »
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Originally posted by Fayded
Damnit. The ****er won\'t work. It loads "Sex Test....Thespark.com." and thats it.




yeah it doesnt work for me either
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