*grabs a lasso and goes hunting Samwise and nO-One*
I didn\'t even know you had a birthday... Now I do! Happy birthday! I\'m working on that cake you hoped for... damn Samwise is too slippery to get a hold of when covered with whipcream. No, no, NO SAM! That\'s NOT edible, you\'re not gonna try that again or I\'m gonna... sheesh, now get in the cake!