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Author Topic: David Hasselhoff is the Anti-christ™  (Read 539 times)

Offline Samwise
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David Hasselhoff is the Anti-christ™
« on: February 20, 2002, 05:42:53 AM »
He really is. But first a pointless picture:



Now, here\'s the link:
http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/index.shtml

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David Hasselhoff is the Anti-christ™
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2002, 05:46:48 AM »
yes, samwise he is one of my dark minions, but I am really the antichrist. Now bring me virgin sacrifices!  :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :clown:
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David Hasselhoff is the Anti-christ™
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2002, 06:18:08 AM »
!:laughing:!  It says "Titanic" on the Van!  That\'s why it\'s funny!
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David Hasselhoff is the Anti-christ™
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2002, 07:03:35 AM »
This is so weird. For some reason I always knew that Dave was the anti-Christ. So all those rumors about Bill Gates are all false. Thank my lucky stars; I had the wrong man pegged for years! Wow, isn’t the World Wide Web great. The stuff you can find on the net is great!:D
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David Hasselhoff is the Anti-christ™
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2002, 10:12:46 AM »
That picture is genius:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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David Hasselhoff is the Anti-christ™
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2002, 03:33:41 PM »
I dont know if this is obvious and everyone understands but I look like an idiot anyway so there is nothing to risk:

It that picture Photoshopped?  Look at the size of the people compared to the height of the van.  I mean its a funny funny picture if it was real but if it was just made up it kinda takes some of the humor away.
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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2002, 04:09:21 PM »
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
yes, samwise he is one of my dark minions, but I am really the antichrist. Now bring me virgin sacrifices!  :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :clown:

A virgin eh??  Where is Bladez when you need him?

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David Hasselhoff is the Anti-christ™
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2002, 07:32:11 AM »
You\'re forgetting that he\'s treated like a god in Germany.... so what does that say about them? Hmmm, very interesting.
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