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Offline luckee
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Caption Contest pt.2
« on: February 20, 2002, 10:00:05 PM »

 Hello?
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person over the phone: hows the weather.
man in flood: Oh, just a little rain.
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Hello, triple A, I have a *slight* problem
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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2002, 10:03:05 PM »
Uh, I think my toilets blocked.
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2002, 10:33:34 PM »
"damn, i dropped my quater!"
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2002, 10:45:24 PM »
"Holy crap...


















...I forgot to use 1 800 collect."
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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2002, 02:35:18 AM »
Man on the phone : Holla?
Entity on the other line : Noah this is God, I want you to collect 2 of each species and put them on a large ark.
Man on the phone : excusa, no hablos english
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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2002, 02:55:15 AM »
Man on phone: Excuse me madam, but do you sell high density incontinence pads? these things are bloody useless..
i\'m flooding everywhere.
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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2002, 02:59:03 AM »
Man on phone: Ambulance please
Phone: Ok, putting you through...
Phone: What\'s the problem..
Man on Phone... man, u gotta help me. my wifes waters have just broke. if you don\'t get here fast we\'ll need lifeboats.
Towels ain\'t gonna be of any use today, bring a bloody flood pump.
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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2002, 05:16:44 AM »
"GOT CHOCOLATE MILK"


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Get it?
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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2002, 05:25:02 AM »
Grandma?
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« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2002, 06:18:21 AM »
Since when did they put pay phones in the pools, damn they becoming more and more convenient.
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« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2002, 06:50:18 AM »
1. girl voice on the phone: "Thank you for calling Sex-Talk I\'m sooooo wet...... "



2. "So if it\'s not here in 30 minutes or less I get free bread-sticks, right?"
« Last Edit: February 21, 2002, 06:52:45 AM by juslight »
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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2002, 11:54:19 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by juslight
1. girl voice on the phone: "Thank you for calling Sex-Talk I\'m sooooo wet...... "



2. "So if it\'s not here in 30 minutes or less I get free bread-sticks, right?"




:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


These are some funny as hell, espcially shingoku.
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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2002, 12:31:22 PM »
im taking a pi$$ and no one can tell.



i just saw a massive turd float past!!



after hearing the phone ring, he jumps out his shower, jumps out the window, just as he picks the phone up, it goes dead!!!!!



man "im just phoning to say ive changed my mind, i want the house insurance, does it cover flooding??"

person on phone"well yes it does, any reason??"


ermmmm, no:rolleyes:
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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2002, 01:15:02 PM »
"Hello Nipso? Hi.. umm... remember those watermain pipes you advised I look for before digging?"
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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2002, 01:47:52 PM »
(talking to tech support:)

"yes, I\'m still holding...."
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