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Offline luckee
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So you think life is bad?????
« on: February 22, 2002, 12:39:13 AM »
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard.
Only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys,
But worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your  mother!!!  
So cheer up, Your life ain\'t that bad!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2002, 06:17:47 AM »
WOW! Now that you put it that way, my life is already starting to look a whole lot better. I never knew life could be so good!:rolleyes:
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2002, 09:54:42 AM »
Well my life is doin pretty good but I will rember that when it sux again.
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Re: So you think life is bad?????
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2002, 10:20:07 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by luckee
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard.
Only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys,
But worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your  mother!!!  
So cheer up, Your life ain\'t that bad!!!!


LOL

The funny thing is that some people are already like that.

(I\'m not going to point any fingers) :p
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2002, 01:15:05 PM »
That was pretty hilarious :D
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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2002, 01:17:11 PM »
ummm er im not sure i want to get eaten at all much less once but if thats what you dig then well go for it
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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2002, 01:38:36 PM »
I think most people dig it.
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2002, 02:03:46 PM »
ORAL SEX ROX!

(Hee hee hee! )

:laughing:

EAT ME!

While we\'re on the subject, my GF knows this crazy chick. At a wedding in Atlanta a mutual friend of hers spotted her having sex in the lobby of the hotel, in an alcove, and overheard her say:

"smack my a$$ and call me a jelly donut!"

Ok, so It\'s really not on the subject, I just felt like saying it.

Sorry!
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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2002, 02:04:59 PM »
Chizzy, you rule :D
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« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2002, 02:06:05 PM »
Thanks, doll!   ;)
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Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2002, 03:18:36 AM »
Jelly Dognut? Now that\'s funny! Chizz...you da bomb.:D :laughing:
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