Young Japanese Gamer - "Ah soo Mistah Gates! American penis velly velly large! I envy large American penis! But...noy! Wha happen to yo penis? Why so small?"
Man in the background - "Hehehe! No wondah Mistah Gates make controlla so big! Compensation for small American penis!"
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Heh...hope the mods aren\'t too uptight.