Vid has the biggest collection of home-video porn in all of Florida. It\'s hidden under a trap-door in the dog house out back. The dog doesn\'t even use the dog house. The neighbors are becoming suspicious after seeing him repeatedly crawling into the tiny house on his hands and knees, and emerging 2-3 hours later, with dirty two-piece pajamas, and mussed hair.
[Edit] - Crap, Trog beat me.