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Offline ooseven
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« on: February 27, 2002, 01:08:14 AM »
oh dear :rolleyes:

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Taken from the metro news paper


Gamer Dan Says PS2 i Love you

Dan Holmes is the ultimate Playstation 2 fan. He plays for 4 hours a day,takes it on holiday and has spent £7,000 on games.

Now he as made the Ultimate commitment to his console - he has changed his name to, you guessed it, Playstation 2:

The 29-year-old Bachelor siad: "Most Blokes say the love of their life is a girlfirend or wife but i don\'t have one , so mine is my playstation.Everyone ribs me about it, so it seemed natural to change my name. i am totally serious- i have even told my doctor."


Mr Playstation 2, of Banbury Oxfordshire, says has has notched up1500 hours on the keypadsince love blossomed in November 2000.

he added : "i joked about marrying a playstation and asked a few vicars of they would do the service. they didn\'t seem keen"
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2002, 01:25:17 AM »
that dude needs to get laid.
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2002, 01:28:22 AM »
that\'s  quite an in with the ladies.. can you imagine the pick up lines

"want to play my PlayStation2"

"my controller isnt as bulky as the XBox, but it fits comfortably"

"will you have sex with me for money?"

"im jaggied for your pleasure"

stuff like that.. ugh.. im not funny :(
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2002, 01:28:28 AM »
Well i dint know that Bladez\'s Real name WAS Dan Holmes :rolleyes: .
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2002, 02:36:27 AM »
Um, is that for real? How can you even change your name into that? Wouldn\'t go here in good ole Denmark. But then again, something\'s rotten in the state of Denmark.

But seriously... I\'d rather be Mr. Penis than Mr. PlayStation 2 (and I am; every Thursday night). :)

That story has to be fake - I hope it is for his sake.
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2002, 02:39:24 AM »
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But seriously... I\'d rather be Mr. Penis than Mr. PlayStation 2 (and I am; every Thursday night). :)

 


tell us something we DON\'T Know ! ;)

i mean you do Webcam cast it every Thursday night after all :rolleyes:
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2002, 02:52:58 AM »
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that dude needs to get laid.

Well...he does. You see all you need to do is sit on the controller, then start a game and feel the vibrations.
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2002, 05:11:28 AM »
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Well...he does. You see all you need to do is sit on the controller, then start a game and feel the vibrations.




And you know this how?:eek: ;)
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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2002, 07:34:23 AM »
thats not allowed, because the name ps2 is a trademark of sony
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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2002, 10:49:33 AM »
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Originally posted by Luke
that dude needs to get laid.
That\'s what the expansion bay on the PS2 is for... :rolleyes:

HEY, if he\'s such a big PS2 fan and all, why isn\'t he a member of this forum????  HMMM??  Or maybe he is... Something to think about gentlemen!  :laughing:
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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2002, 10:53:57 AM »
sad world today and many sad things also

and he can change his name to that - hes not marketing his name

thats like saying you cant have the last name mc donalds or something like that
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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2002, 06:25:30 PM »
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Well i dint know that Bladez\'s Real name WAS Dan Holmes :rolleyes: .



Thanks for that smart remark double-o dumbass.:D
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2002, 07:00:58 PM »
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I\'d rather be Mr. Penis
O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU!
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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2002, 02:47:46 PM »
He definitly needs a woman or atleast a life.
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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2002, 02:55:30 PM »
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Originally posted by Coredweller
That\'s what the expansion bay on the PS2 is for... :rolleyes:

HEY, if he\'s such a big PS2 fan and all, why isn\'t he a member of this forum????  HMMM??  Or maybe he is... Something to think about gentlemen!  :laughing:



He\'s to busy groping his PS2.
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