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« on: March 04, 2002, 09:55:44 PM »
what is your favorite, non-vulgar, penis euphemism?

here are some to get the ball rolling:
giggle stick
balony pony
ankle slapper
beaver buster
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2002, 10:19:05 PM »
Being a child of the 80\'s and having grown up with "The Goonies", my favorites name for my tallywacker is...

"One Eyed Willy" :D :D :D
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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2002, 10:57:26 PM »
mine has to be the Schlong.
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2002, 11:18:41 PM »
3rd leg..thats my story and Im sticking to it. :D
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2002, 11:32:47 PM »
I like the \'pitch a tent\' saying. I also think weiner is funny.
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« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2002, 12:45:41 AM »
hmm..

from As Good As It Gets

the Stiff One Eye..

.. i guess you have to hear Jack Nicholson say it :)

my favorite for \'sex\' is one that i made up (as far as i know) and that is..

putting your Willy Wonka in her Chocolate Factory..

but.. that sounds more like gay sex..  :thepimp:

anyhoo..

:fro: toot on
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« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2002, 01:12:41 AM »
We should at least do vagina.  We just did penis a couple weeks ago..

http://www.psx2central.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=18378&highlight=thesaurus
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« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2002, 05:31:07 AM »
my guy\'s name is "lil\' satan"

as for the V- "quim"
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« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2002, 06:35:12 AM »
Well as for me I call the old "jimmy" my "one eyed spittin\' snake".

As for the female soft spot...


Pooter, or whisker biscuit.
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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2002, 09:15:40 AM »
hmmm


lets see we got the dastardly dog for the male and

tounge twister for the female

boo yah
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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2002, 12:08:36 PM »
here are my favorites:

Ovarian pool stick
one eyed trouser trout
purple helmet warrior
Kidney cracker
heat seeking moisture missile

And The General

Those are my fav.
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2002, 12:09:29 PM »
sex=hot beef injection, bumpin\' ugglies, lockin\' hips and swapin\' gravy.:D
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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2002, 01:21:32 PM »
heat seeking moisture missile
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« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2002, 01:44:56 PM »
Wang
Plonk
Plank
Winkie
Willy
Mr HAPPY
the Sexaphone
Sausage
Plinky
The Purple LOg
the pink pistol
My Meat and 2 veg
my little man
little Samwise
the SEVENATOR !
No-one\'s Revenge
the B£tch Slapper
my Bobby
the Snake
Solid Snake (liquid if its a bad night ;) )
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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2002, 02:18:31 PM »
Everyone I had ya already took, guess I can just stick to plain ol\' D*ck
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