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« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2002, 03:29:17 PM »
:laughing: Ah, comic relief. I\'m gonna try some of the elevator things and one day the Walmart trick :D hehehe.
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« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2002, 04:31:00 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2002, 05:15:04 PM »
:laughing:

Elevator ones are absolutely hilarious!
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« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2002, 06:37:35 PM »
LOL funny stuff. :D
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« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2002, 05:22:47 AM »
walk up to a man in the street and ask him to help look for your contact lens which you have just dropped on the floor. After he\' starts looking, walk off:laughing: Works better if he doesn\'t see you take off.

all the people on this road a block from mine have doorbells which run on radio signals. You "borrow" one of the pressers, then fiddle inside, flicking the switch to different frequencies. You can then operate peoples doorbells from the other side of the street. Now thats funny.

good thread, made me laugh a lot. I am going to print those elevator things out and systematically work through them. It has become my lifes goal:)
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« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2002, 05:50:55 AM »
eh.. some of the elevator ones were funny..
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« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2002, 01:38:34 PM »
Those elevator ones were well good! I\'ve got some similar stuff coming soon....
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« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2002, 01:47:02 PM »
That wal-mart one is defintaly on my to do list. Cant believe I\'ve never thought of that before.
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« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2002, 03:52:07 PM »
Yeah, that Wal Mart one is great.  I gotta get around to trying that sometime soon.

The elevator ones are good too.  Then again, just about anything you do in an elevator will annoy people.  No one wants to talk to you on an elevator.  That\'s why it\'s about the only place where the majority of people are staring at the ceiling.
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« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2002, 04:06:44 PM »
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eh.. some of the elevator ones were funny..


I can\'t wait until one day you actually come up with your own thread so i can tell you that you are highly unfunny.:D
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« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2002, 05:38:46 PM »
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I can\'t wait until one day you actually come up with your own thread so i can tell you that you are highly unfunny.:D


:D

but that nun one wasnt funny!  it was predictable, obvious babble!  the elevator ones were pretty good, some of them made me laugh nice and loud

like these ones


1) When there\'s only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn\'t you.

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That\'s mine!"

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

dont worry Big Vid.. your not completely unfunny  :p  (considering you didnt make these up  ;))
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« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2002, 05:40:52 PM »
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17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.  


AHEM

its "group hig" not "group hug"

you changed it jerkface.
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« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2002, 05:46:23 PM »
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AHEM

its "group hig" not "group hug"

you changed it jerkface.


..uhh...  :confused:

i did not

go smoke some pot
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« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2002, 05:55:29 PM »
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AHEM

its "group hig" not "group hug"

you changed it jerkface.


The nun joke is great, old, but great. You just don\'t get it.  

And I fixed the hig after you cought it.
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« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2002, 06:17:25 PM »
i.. dont get it?  i get it, but its the sort of jokes we were saying in like.. 5th grade.. how old are you... 32!?!  HAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAH now that\'s comedy
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