8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.
LOL thats great. Your boss is like "Hey, wheres SS88?"
A moving office. Hahahaha.
1 funny thing to do in Wal-Mart. Over in electronics they have their stereos on display. Go home make an audio tape of some obnoxious stuff (like a porno soundtrack) but leave 1 minute of dead space at the beginning. Take that and put in it the stereos at Wal-Mart, turn the volume up all the way, hit play, then take off.
OMFG lol I swear I\'m going to do that one day. Porno music LOL.
Walmart Employee: "WTF IS THAT?!"