Author Topic: NPR Interview- Classic Comeback (Read 626 times)

videoholic · « **on:** March 11, 2002, 01:14:14 PM »

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a
portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between
a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald
who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop
visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you
going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We\'re going to teach them
climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That\'s a bit
irresponsible, isn\'t it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don\'t see why, they\'ll be properly
supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don\'t you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don\'t see how. We will be teaching them
proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you\'re equipping them
to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you\'re equipped to be a
prostitute, but you\'re not one, are you?

« **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2002, 01:25:07 PM »

Suck it down!!! Nazi Propaganda Radio!!!

:D

« **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2002, 01:36:19 PM »

General Reinwald is tha man! boooyyyyyeeeeeee!

« **Reply #3 on:** March 11, 2002, 02:08:05 PM »

AHAHAHAHA!!! That\'s great.

« **Reply #4 on:** March 11, 2002, 04:01:13 PM »

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/npr-reinwald.htm

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This is fiction. No such interview ever took place, according to NPR. Additionally, there are other versions of the rumor that seem to have originated in Great Britain.

« **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2002, 04:39:19 PM »

well thank you Mr. Partypooper.

« **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2002, 04:53:30 PM »

When someone calls NPR "Nazi Propaganda Radio," of course I\'m gonna expose the BS. Why shouldn\'t I?

videoholic · « **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2002, 05:33:56 PM »

Heh, you really think I thought this was real? I bet you are going to tell me the priest didn\'t really go into the bar with the duck under one arm.

« **Reply #8 on:** March 11, 2002, 08:12:27 PM »

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Originally posted by Videoholic
Heh, you really think I thought this was real? I bet you are going to tell me the priest didn\'t really go into the bar with the duck under one arm.

I knew it wasn\'t real, that\'s why I looked it up. Apparently Cygnus thought it was real though.

« **Reply #9 on:** March 11, 2002, 08:24:06 PM »

I thought it was real till u had to ruin all the fun. What can I say, Im a goulable person.

videoholic · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2002, 03:01:30 AM »

I never take anything I read on the internet as real. I always assume it\'s some whackjob like myself at his computer making the crap up. Then at least I can be right 75% of the time.

« **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2002, 05:41:12 AM »

I heard this months ago Core, and regardless of it\'s authenticity it is absolutely within the realm of NPR\'s mantra. So...

« **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2002, 06:23:19 AM »

She is a b!tch democrat all the way, I hate that ****, democrats are so damn ignorant, like little five year olds, just look at them tryin to tie enron to the presidency, can\'t cuz they took a sh*t load of money too, there is that media bias again, 86% are liberals.

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Author Topic: NPR Interview- Classic Comeback (Read 626 times)