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Offline luckee
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« on: March 18, 2002, 01:40:17 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2002, 01:43:52 PM »
I thought it was a good idea at the time, ALRIGHT :mad:
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2002, 01:51:14 PM »
cool, i love those red x




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huh its working now!!!


lol thats funny, i cant believe he was gonna give away 2 squirrels
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2002, 02:05:30 PM »
thats my dad for ya

hes a crazy guy
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2002, 07:10:33 PM »
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thats my dad for ya

hes a crazy guy


Yeah your dad offered me an Alamo Beer, and an old 9" black and white TV.  I was like no!!  Unless you throw in the rabbit ears for the TV.
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2002, 07:16:08 PM »
hahah thats hilarious. i\'d grab the 5 cents i had in my pockets and throw it at them while im driving by.

and say i have my own chick.


a funny story, we were downtown chicago, kinda bad neighborhood and we get out of our car " red light district" area, so a prostitute comes up and see\'s i have a girl, so she\'s like
"ah ok you already have one"

my gal didnt take it too bad, she thought it was funny. we laughed about it for a bit.
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2002, 09:07:51 PM »
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hahah thats hilarious. i\'d grab the 5 cents i had in my pockets and throw it at them while im driving by.

and say i have my own chick.


a funny story, we were downtown chicago, kinda bad neighborhood and we get out of our car " red light district" area, so a prostitute comes up and see\'s i have a girl, so she\'s like
"ah ok you already have one"

my gal didnt take it too bad, she thought it was funny. we laughed about it for a bit.


theres no *red light district* in downtown chicago. You must have been just west,north, or south of downtown. :D
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Don\'t cry over spilled milk., It could have been Whiskey.-Me

A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.-George Washington
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2002, 09:12:22 PM »
Van Buren and 31st Street in downtown Phoenix is so lovely. Nothing like drug dealers and prostitutes on the same corner, with a hydrolics car bouncing past.
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2002, 01:54:38 PM »
No no no, see the guy has got it allll wrong.  Its the money first, then the washing machine, THEN the squirrels.  Everyone knows two squirrels are worth waaay more than 6 bucks.  Its all about order man, ORDER!
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2002, 01:57:29 PM »
I picture that guy as the redneck in the Simpsons.
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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2002, 06:56:28 PM »
I don\'t remember that exact words but it\'s kinda like...

"Some fokes\'ll never kiss a sheep,
But then again, some fokes\'ll...
He\'s Cletus!
The slack-jawed yokel..."

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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2002, 08:11:41 PM »
Most fokell never lose a toe
then again most fokell
ain\'t Cletus the slack jawed yokell!
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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2002, 10:21:10 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2002, 02:07:31 AM »
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I\'d probably add about 10 or 15 years to that!! Thats cool, i spose he probably just went home and humped his broken washing machine, or maybe the squirrels.....
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« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2002, 08:30:50 AM »
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Most fokell never lose a toe
then again most fokell
ain\'t Cletus the slack jawed yokell!



*I can call my ma from up here"
"Hey ma, git offta dang roof"


Making out in pick-up truck
"why did you hafta park in fronta my folks cletus?"
"c\'mon brandine, theys my folks too"
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Don\'t cry over spilled milk., It could have been Whiskey.-Me

A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.-George Washington
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