OLD JOKE ALERT:
A hillbilly walks into a pharmacy and says, "I need some birff control fer m\' 11-year-old daughter..."
The pharmacist, horrified, says, "sir, do you mean to tell me your 11-year-old daughter is sexually active?"
To which the hillbilly replies, "Naw, she just kinda lays there like her mother..."
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What\'s foreplay like in Kentucky?
"hey sis, you awake?"