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Offline luckee
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Somewhat tasteless joke pt.1
« on: March 24, 2002, 08:35:18 PM »
Q:why are kilts still so popular in scotland?
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A:cus sheep can hear a zipper a mile away
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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2002, 10:11:44 PM »
damn i had to get back off the floor from rolling areound laughting, that is sick though.

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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2002, 10:14:33 PM »
im missing the point of the joker here...
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2002, 10:42:42 PM »
They are saying that Scotts have sex with sheep, which is kinda stupid, cause that joke is based on New Zealanders.

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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2002, 03:54:58 AM »
Hehe, /me thinks it was funny.
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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2002, 04:33:25 AM »
nah, not even a snigger over here  :)

ok, i got one, just made it up then..

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« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2002, 06:36:33 AM »
Great joke.  Me Likey Luckee...  If you don\'t like this joke then you must be a non liker of funny.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2002, 10:26:31 AM by videoholic »
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« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2002, 10:10:51 AM »
Haha, i liked it, just wondering now why the welsh dont wear kilts too......
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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2002, 10:34:08 AM »
Why do men pee in the shower?
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« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2002, 11:29:25 AM »
rofl!!!!!!!!!!
i heard both before, but they are so funny
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